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Ducks float, so do witches. Coincidence? I think not

Tea and a mint club

Stephen Fry In America

I just wouldn't tell anyone

Probably as much as i watch I shouldn't really at my age but you've got to have one guilty pleasure thats what i tell myself anyway I hope United can get 2 away goals I'd be very happy with that

Nothing wrong with that I'm watching the build up to the Manchester United v Bayern Munich match

Total Wipeout USA

Pickled onion Monster Munch

I'd still rather sit in one of those though than sit in with an Italian crowd with all those fireworks and stuff That does not look safe. And they always set fire to some poor persons seat

I hate the nosebleed seats, i only ever sat in them once, my first time at Old Trafford, i hardly remember any of the match i was feeling too dizzy and ill

Started Bombproof by Michael Robotham this morning. Pretty impressed so far.

Rab C Nesbitt

Always the way Johnny Sods law

Ohhh, they sound tasty. Are they new?

Early Doors

Uptown Top Ranking - Althea and Donna

Pepperami wideboy

Eastenders

Hello

I come from a long line of conga dancers. 　 　 A man walks into a library and asks for a book on curiosity. The librarian asks, "What do you want to read that for?" 　 　 　 My girlfriend has kicked me out saying that I'm big headed. Personally I think I was too good for her anyway. 　 　 　 If Benitez asked his Liverpool squad to push pineapples and shake a tree, what would Agger do? 　 　 　 I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

channel surf Harry Potter or LOTR?

beef flowers or chocolates?

666 games and 192 goals, not bad for a midfielder

I read Alice In Wonderland last night/this morning

Mock The Week