You're good! Geography was one of the subjects I had to drop at school! I know my way to Poltair Park, the greatest football ground in creation, but beyond that, I'm lost!
We did honeymoon in London though, but couldn't find any grounds. We were in Kensington. What's the nearest stadium - is it Stamford Bridge?
We gave up looking when we found that Regent Street is about the same size as the whole of St Austell!