The soap opera starts early! St Austell are after Cornwall's top club manager (who is a free-agent at the moment), but our current manager is still in place. His future hinges on whether our target says yes or no - how's that for job security!
In my theoretical World Cup, they're already through to the final after having disposed of Brazil and Argentina. This sets up a mouthwatering final against France!
Please don't wake me up, it's so nice in here!