oooh, you have to post your book!!!! Well...some of it maybe lol. if you like writing, nip off to the writer's corner. And post. Lots.
Anyhoo, welcome to the forum. Here's a joke for you - it's my mum's, don't blame me: what is green and goes "ding-a-ling!"?
And another one of mum's: What's green and goes up and down, up and down??