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Another Christmas Song ~ Stephen Colbert

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ohhhhh ... what on earth is happening out there?!' Marital explanations would have to wait. All hell had broken loose. Not only was there a major skirmish going on in the toilets as patrons fought over the two available conveniences but all the ruckus had upset the cats. They were zooming all around the place, climbing the curtains, knocking over tables and one was even ...

Wishing everyone a very Happy Christmas ✨️🎄

Twelve Days of Christmas ~ Traditional

gripped by a particularly aggressive stomach cramp and realised action was imminent. Proving that she was indeed equipped to deal with both bothersome people and objects, she shoved Jeff, who was at the head of the queue, roughly across the room, and kicked the toilet door in. There was a mad rush for the door, causing quite a jam which wasn't helped by Rosie ...

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Cherry Cherry Christmas ~ Neil Diamond

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Christmas Time Is Here ~ Vince Guaraldi Trio

a wee bit more, an she sez, 'elp meself! Bluddy good service 'ere, oi sez, don't know wat the silly ol' cow oer theres belly-achin bout.' Chef Philbert's approach to recipe ingredients was rather unconventional and known only to him and in this instance had the unfortunate , almost immediate effect of patrons requiring the restroom facilities. This proved difficult with Rosie having locked herself in. A long queue was forming outside and the more desperate patrons were ...

out of the room. I followed her calling, 'But not for much longer, darling, she'll give me a divorce very soon!' Rosie shut herself in the toilets and locked the door. The patrons of our cafe seemed engrossed in all the drama and had taken sides. The two factions were now having a heated discussion about who was right and who was wrong and things were...

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Alone On Christmas Day ~ Phoenix

I knew Rosie was going to ask me some sticky questions. 'You see what I've been dealing with, darling?' I asked in a weedling kind of voice. 'Why did she call me PiechartHaggis, and you didn't answer me before about Pythagorus! Who's she? And why is she giving you £500,00? You said you had to pay HER dowry back! I don't think you've been straight with me, Johnny. I feel like you've betrayed my trust. I'm feeling very upset.' 'Oh darling, it's very simple. You've got to understand that ...

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What Christmas Means To Me ~ Stevie Wonder

in her rage, she seemed to have completely forgotten that I was entitled to half our house and half the proceeds from the cool million pounds she'd absconded with, which really was quite strange. Why had she come searching for me again, I wondered? Perhaps this time she'd be amenable to a deal, she could keep the loot and in exchange give me a quick divorce. 'What exactly do you want, Clothilde, what will it take to finally ...

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O Christmas Tree ~ Aretha Franklin

speak of the devil, the one person on earth likely to put a spoke in my works (apart perhaps from the beautiful, but deadly Pythagoras!) but plague and pesticide, nails in my eyes, wasp up my nose, Clothilde! She marched up to me, hands on hips, gimlet eyes piercing my soul, chin jutting forward like she'd dislocated something and said ...

I really love all the classic songs and singers too, and that's what I've been listening to on spotify. But one of my very favourites is Sarah McLachlan's version of What Child Is This.

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All the best with the surgery Virginia and you make a quick recovery all ready to enjoy Christmas 🥰