A man in a crowded pub, alone.
He wants the toilet so bad.
He wants his beer to still be there on return from voiding his bladder.
Reaching for his inside pocket and withdrawing a pen, he writes on a fag packet, 'I spat in this drink.'
Returning, relieved, it said on the fag box, "So did I.. I walked away with 2 of your fags too. '😅😊🤣