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itsmeagain

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  1. Hayley, there's also Young Montalbano and Montalbano available on BBC iplayer. 🎂😊
  2. He passed by a hovel...
  3. Montalbano' first case and other stories by Andrea Camilleri. Humorously clever detective tales from Sicily. Recommend it.
  4. I ate a square in a square. downtown last year. Afterwards I felt like a square. 👀🙄🤣
  5. A man in a crowded pub, alone. He wants the toilet so bad. He wants his beer to still be there on return from voiding his bladder. Reaching for his inside pocket and withdrawing a pen, he writes on a fag packet, 'I spat in this drink.' Returning, relieved, it said on the fag box, "So did I.. I walked away with 2 of your fags too. '😅😊🤣
  6. His fave Dickens character, Boz.....
  7. Fe fi fo fum.......
  8. Someone shouted,,,' oh what a galoot.'
  9. That when he went out....
  10. I dribble sauce down my vest Now I'll have a plateful...
  11. When he woke the next morning....
  12. Albert Einstein went to bed......
  13. You could compensate by deciding to score.
  14. You could compensate by deciding to score.
  15. If you went to a party...
  16. Of lying on his back....
  17. A time when there was no war....
  18. He crouched down on the floor for a poo.
  19. When he went to the staff room
  20. But what he saw there....
  21. Sweet camel flavour is better.
  22. Only if a chou bun is worn on your feet. 😐🤣😅😍 Great yeah. Cream on top too.
  23. A grumpy old soldier named Billy...
  24. So she said I will whip all the men.
  25. Only if a chou bun is worn on your feet. 😐🤣😅😍
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