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  1. itsmeagain
    my deceased dad appeared, crossing the road, tea towel ....
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    old
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    Ho ho ho. 😃
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    entered a fugue state,...
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    supercilious
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    walked exceptionally fast, revealing to the universe my spotted yellow...
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    Not today. You're thinking of tomorrow.
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    Boss..guess what.....tha wins...
  9. itsmeagain
    Well. hello everyone. All is mighty fine this summer day in England...
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    , sauntering happily across the road,came....
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    he grasped my lapel, said time is up mon sailor, and asked a man.....
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    As usual, I am winning.
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    spoor
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    I thought everything counts....
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    egg
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    tea
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    easterly
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    Pruning
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    fallacious.
  20. itsmeagain
    legged it nimbly across the lawn of a medical centre, upon entry there I wailed, 'Christ Jesus , help me...' and Martis Bumm, 28, replied, 'I am here, dear child..'. I kind of took offence at being described in any way as a child, and, because where I live, such a slight deserves a slap, I tried to slice.....
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    go along with the joke. Full of humour, I lay down in a filthy, freezing puddle, wailing with joy as dirty rain suds washed over me. I .......
  22. itsmeagain
    disappear, so I boarded the 09:54 coach to London, David Bowie's a new life in a new town, being my inspiration I boarded, and the bearded gentleman driving asked for forty quid.. Taken aback, I played for time. 'Errr, I've seven pound sixty three I think, here, the rest is in my rucker', I declared, not noticing the mouse like features of an unkempt black haired oaf down the bus aisle, eyeing said rucksack. 'I want payment in full , mush', said the driver, ....
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    said, 'well now, feller, ya 'an have for'y glass jars for eight pound. How d'ya like that?' He then offered to bring them round to my flat (which is at 45 Silk Rd,) causing panic in me. I gave him a false address. Needing to think quickly, I said 'come to 19 Binswill Rd, and ask for Jimmy. He's got the brass.' I then hung up. Next.......
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    It's over. Roy Orbison.
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    It is a very poor plot, main plus for me was I was in hysterics when the author's publisher, the tobacco fumed old bat, nearly expired during the course of a coughing fit , talking to Strike.
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