as he was now looking for an organic kale farm in deepest Cheam. He went to the coach station at Wigan, asked for a timetable, and, for a mere 87 quid return, including four changes of coach and a 2 mile trek between coach stations at Bishops burp, he worked out that he would arrive at Cheam at 2356 hrs, if he set off at 0603 tomorrow from Wigan.