Mac Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted, but the only partners available are complete war-pigs and kerb-slugs! I wish I was a rich man, yidle-idle-iddle-idle etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedge Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted, but you'd have to put up with me being camped in your garden begging for 24 hours a day! I wish I was King of Cornwall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitra Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted, but you're murdered by a count who wants your throne and wife. I wish I had met the love of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 (edited) Granted, Oh Mighty King Sedge! Now you have the awesome and diminishing responsibility to forever more dress yourself as a traditional Cornish Pasty whilst quoting Jethro rejected jokes! ^This one's for Sedge! Dimitra Granted! Sadly, you have already met the love of you life, but as you refused to kiss the toad - the handsome prince will never be free! I wish I could re decorate through thinking about it rather than doing it! Edited September 13, 2009 by Chrissy took too long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted! However, the house is decorated in the most horrific yellows and greens possible. I wish my mountain of homework just disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitra Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted, but then you'd have a mountain of housework to do. I wish I was in university. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted, but it turns out to be the University of Life, affiliated with the school of hard knocks. I wish I had more charisma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueB Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted but you forget how to use it I wish I was on a sunsoaked beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Granted! But the beach is so sun soaked it's soggy and a fluorescent yellow colour, sticking to everything it touches. I wish I could occasionally grant others entry into my inner thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueB Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted but nobody wants to read them after all I wish I had a new job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amethyst Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted but your new boss is an ogre! I wish I was more educated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephanie2008 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted...but your job consists of following Paris Hilton every where she goes and telling her how wonderful she is! I wish I had my own house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessi Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted! Its pays less than your current one though. I wish I was on holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I wish I was more educated. Because you got missed out - Granted. But you're only more educated in a very specialised area of expertise - the feeding habits of the red-spotted newt! I wish I was on holiday. Granted. But you forgot to pack any books and you're nowhere near anywhere you could get any from, so you spend the entire time lamenting the fact that you have wasted precious reading time. I wish I didn't overheat so easily! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charm Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted. But now its -18 degrees out, there's six foot of snow and hypothermia is setting in. I wish I could just sit and relax all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueB Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted but the dirty washing piles up around you and you cant find anywhere to sit and relax! I wish I didnt have to pop to shop (its gonna rain)...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted but it rains so heavily your roof leaks and you get wet for nothing. I wish my bus route home from town was open, so I didn't have to walk home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted, but the bus and everyone on it ends up on another planet where everything has been eaten by flying stingray type creatures . . . (and there's no Doctor to help you, because he's fictional and doesn't really exist!). I wish nice things for the wonderful person who posts next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted, but he'll be so rich now that he leaves the job where he would've met the love of his life, and now won't for another 5 years. I wish I could be the winner in the Dumfries Half Marathon 2009. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueB Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted but you get lost en route and end up in Gretna I wish my sight was better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted...but you will have x~ray vision I wish I could win the lottery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueB Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted but its Monopoly money so its useless to you I wish I didnt have blonde moments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted...you will no longer have blonde moments but you will have random moments I wish I did not need to change the litter boxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueB Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted but the lightbulbs have all blown and need changing instead and you have no ladder (Im in a devil of a mood today sorry ) I wish my daughter would turn her music down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted! Instead she is singing live with the newly formed band 'Make Yer Hurl' singing a medley of The Nolans and The Sex Pistols. I wish I didn't have to walk the dog in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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