itsmeagain

went away..to Chungking or somewhere..but leave me and Rosie alone..' Later, Rosie tried soft soaping me, telling me how this lucky ticket to Osaka airport came about via the nous, acumen, and spirited dexterity in quizzes, of Fiona. Fiona this, Fi that, Fiona the other..all day every day she droned on . I rang Freddie Gimmick, and we arranged to meet at a pub called the Rancid Sock, in Bow. Run by Frank Fernackapan, the Rancid Sock definitely lived up to the name. The stench of bodies and soiled, rank,clothing, was....

books

belts

Joshua

pies

Kick the bucket. Silver spoon in mouth. All eggs in one basket.

commitments dewnt you knew and frankly, Mr Cattery..I get the impression.. ' 'Just for the record Mr Gimmick..he is remaining here.. I and Rosie are off to Japan 5 weeks from now so when we get back Johnny Revolting and Freddie Gimmick had better have .. ' ''Fiona. I am off to Japan..' ''No Johnny..it's me and Fi..you see we need girl time together..it's been such...

hospital

deliveries

rail

Ireland

feelings experienced.. nay, endured..by Shanti, by Jezebel, by Pumpkin, our 3 most treasured and upstanding tabbies, being usurped, ostracised, and browbeaten,by a collection of upper class, middle class,spoon in the mouth,silver platter, Siamese, Chairman Meow....' 'Hahahaha...😅 you're not going to believe it,but my uncle Derek has a moggy named Chairman Meow, he's a black and white Felix and he's so beautiful ', opined Fred Gimmick,56, from Southport, ' I see you're all. ..

cap

' Zebedee the Cat, on FB, well they are giving away these magnificent surprise prizes..' 'When are we..?' 'Am afraid it's me and Fiona, she's a great friend of mine..' 'Hi..hi..hi..soo pleased to meet you..I am Fiona andwe..her and I ..must go to Japan in 1 month's time.....don't worry, I will get you some wonderful staff to replace her..' 'Wait just one minute..who are you again?...' 'Fiona Fonthill- Roy, BSC, Dip Ed, MA Hons, University of Durham, C Cog in behavioural sciences, 2005,mother to one....

Clubs

small

👞 shoes.

that MIGHT be an option, Fi...only thing is, last occasion I elicited help from a female, it was someone posing as a bladdy Guardian reading la de dah two portions of sushi a week for health, BUDDY. What I got was a rough, thick, ridiculous butch woman with no money and a chip on her shoulder regarding men..its SO....' Three days later, I was in the kitchen, supervising Micky Adroit, 19, as he chopped shallots, when there was a whooping sound of joy from the cafe area. 'Oh Rosie, you immaculate girl!!..high fives darling..' 'Oh M..G..Finally...how life treats you so well me old mucker', and the 2 buddies wailed and shrieked as though they'd won the lottery. 'Fi, sit here and I'll....

warm

weight

he is ill, Fi..?..' 'Well Dr Skidmore from the clinic was sipping pina colada with Jerry and me yesterday, and he declared there's been an outbreak of schizophrenia around London since 2018, the like of which has never been known..is he daft..? Does he hear voices..?' 'Well there's nothing wrong with his hearing, I mean, all kitty meows are perfectly picked up by his cat antennae but if I ask for help rolling the dough he'll just get all high and mighty and he likes some bladdy vet from somewhere, am slightly dubious....

dashed

bitterness here..?..' The silence between us began to grate, Rosie silently sucking on green 🍇 grapes while I sucked on an old lemon lurking in the fridge bottom. The sour taste of this 🍋 was replicated by a scowl on the face of Rosie, who, to be fair, had a point: after all it was time for me to show some backbone. As a result I removed my shirt, pointed at my back, and went for a shower. While there I heard that....

ableism

A man from round Troon named Colquhoun Used to eat boiled eggs from a spoon..