frankie Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) Hi ya'll, my BF found this and showed it to me and it's way too funny to ignore and I just have to show it to you guys NB. Some cusswords are used so parental advisory sticky is here. http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ I wonder what kind of dreams this man is having?? "My vision of hell is a lentil casserole." Edit: Some of the comments are also hilarious, such as this one: "Thank God! I thought it was just my husband who did this stuff. Like farting and screaming: "LUNCH!"" Edited January 8, 2010 by frankie Quote
ELQ Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 I can't formulate sentences like that when i'm awake! Quote
ned Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 "I don't want to die. I love sex. And furry animals" I'd be a little worried about that one in particular Quote
frankie Posted January 8, 2010 Author Posted January 8, 2010 "I don't want to die. I love sex. And furry animals" I'd be a little worried about that one in particular Yep, maybe some night he'll discover he'd like to combine the two and see if it makes double much fun! :/ Quote
Nicola Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 I love "I haven't put on weight. You're eyes are fat" Genius! Quote
Stephanie2008 Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 This site's so funny, although a little worrying if you were the wife Quote
frankie Posted January 8, 2010 Author Posted January 8, 2010 This site's so funny, although a little worrying if you were the wife I know, I'd be real worried Quote
Stephanie2008 Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Yeah, there's a lot of subconscious violent tendancies there Quote
frankie Posted January 8, 2010 Author Posted January 8, 2010 Yep, as well as narcissistic statements Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 That is so hillarious Frankie! Thanks for posting it! Quote
Kell Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 That is THE most hilarious read I've had in years! Quote
Rawr Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 Haha For some reason, i can say the most random things. An ex girlfriend insisted that i would wake up every so often and insist i had chewing gum in my mouth, and look around demanding that she tell me if i was going to die because i still had chewing gum in my mouth, once i got up and hid behind the door for no apparent reason and wouldn't come out until she came and got me I have no idea why the heck these things happened! Sleeptalking is great Quote
ned Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 :lol: And yes, sleeptalking rules. I say numbers in my sleep, we tried it in the lottery one week but it never worked Quote
Rawr Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 Haha great idea. I certainly taught myself how not to choke on chewing gum at least. I remember being told that it would get into my arteries and i would clog up and bleed internally to death LOL. I think that stuck in my mind. Quote
ned Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 I was always told it would wrap around my heart and i would die Quote
Rawr Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 We sure get told a lot of frightening things as kids! Quote
Nicola Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 Haha great idea. I certainly taught myself how not to choke on chewing gum at least. I remember being told that it would get into my arteries and i would clog up and bleed internally to death LOL. I think that stuck in my mind. I was told that it would seal my lungs shut. Parents are cruel eh! My BF was sleep talking last night. He waffled on for ages in illegible waffle and then said to be quiet as I would blow his cover. I asked him what he was on about and he said he was undercover, hiding from the orange basket. Bizarre! Quote
Echo Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! This is great! Quote
Charm Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 That is so funny frankie! I'm still laughing now My OH sleeptalks occasionally, but never ever like that! Quote
AbielleRose Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 I was told that it would seal my lungs shut. Parents are cruel eh! My BF was sleep talking last night. He waffled on for ages in illegible waffle and then said to be quiet as I would blow his cover. I asked him what he was on about and he said he was undercover, hiding from the orange basket. Bizarre! That is too funny! Quote
frankie Posted January 9, 2010 Author Posted January 9, 2010 My BF was sleep talking last night. He waffled on for ages in illegible waffle and then said to be quiet as I would blow his cover. I asked him what he was on about and he said he was undercover, hiding from the orange basket. Bizarre! Too funny! The orange basket can be devious!! Echo, same here, when I read that page yesterday I was laughing so hard I was crying, I couldn't stop Quote
MountainGirl Posted June 15, 2010 Posted June 15, 2010 O my gosh, I've heard of this site before but never found it!! So funny! My boyfriend talks in his sleep only like right as he's falling asleep. We were once having a serious conversation/fight when I asked him if he was listening to me he told me "Well it would be easier if the trash can was closer!" I was just getting into bed, and put my arm around his belly when he said "stop touching my trailer hitch!" which I wasn't touching.. I try to keep him talking, but usually he wakes up after a few minutes, hes an angry don't wake me up after I've fallen asleep (no matter where I am) kinda guy.. so I usually just let him sleep. Quote
Maureen Posted June 15, 2010 Posted June 15, 2010 my bf was sleep talking last night. He waffled on for ages in illegible waffle and then said to be quiet as i would blow his cover. I asked him what he was on about and he said he was undercover, hiding from the orange basket. Bizarre! lol lol That's hilarious Quote
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