AbielleRose Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 I love Guinea Pigs! I had one up until about a year and a half ago. Sweetest little guy ever Granted, but they feed them junk food instead and they get really fat. I wish I owned a small private island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightingale Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Granted, but you'll be surrounded by pirate ships and will be constantly under attack night and day. I wish my my carpet was self-cleaning . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Granted, but it is very loud and drives you crazy. I wish I could go ice skating today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamedward Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Granted, but as you can't skate you spend the whole day on your bum and end up with frostbite Wish I had more energy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightingale Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Granted, but you'll have so much of it you'll spontaneously combust. Wish i could knit a nice fluffy jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookJumper Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Granted, but the only wool available is maroon veined with sick green. I wish I liked vegetables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Granted, but your new love for veggies causes your body to get sick if you eat anything other than them. I wish I could play the violin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamedward Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Granted, but you snap the strings everytime you put your fingers on the strings. Wish I had a pair of wellies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightingale Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) Granted, but they are wellies for small children, so they are no use to you. I wish i someone here to massage my feet. Edited January 5, 2010 by nightingale spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELQ Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted - you do have someone there and its "George Clooney"...unfortunately he is rubbish at foot massage (ho hum) I wish i was thinner.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamedward Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, But you are so skinny you become invisble to the eye so no one ever sees you. Wish I could have peace and quiet in the house for an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightingale Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you only get one minute's peace every hour for sixty hours. I wish i had pizza and some garlic bread to eat right now *dribble*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but every mouthful makes you put a stone on I wish i could paint like Da Vinci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightingale Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but every mouthful makes you put a stone on How very true Granted, but you paint like him after he's been on a weekend bender. I wish i could perch in a tree like the birds in the garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELQ Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 :an8:Granted but you are a partridge in a pear tree..which sure aint good this time of year...! I wish I had new comfy socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but they are way too small and don't fit your feet. I wish I were on a tropical island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but they are having a freak snow storm I wish i could control the weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Evil! Granted, but you can only make it snow. I wish I could catch the next flight at the airport, no matter where it is going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, you're off to Antartica I wish i had special snow melting powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELQ Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted - but you've gone and lost your passport..so you can't after all I wish I was naturally blonde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but by mistake you melt the polar ice caps and wipe out the entire human race. I wish I could move things with my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but by mistake you melt the polar ice caps and wipe out the entire human race. I wouldn't use them, i'd just threaten to use them and then take over the world *does evil laugh* Granted, but everything you move breaks I wish i was ambidextrous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but only your feet are only ambidextrous. I wish I could go on a cruise without any mishaps this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you forget everything about it on Monday I wish i could star in a movie with Angelina Jolie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Granted, but you spend the whole movie getting your a** kicked by her. I wish I never had to see snow again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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