Corrupt a Wish

[AbielleRose]

I love Guinea Pigs! I had one up until about a year and a half ago. Sweetest little guy ever

 

Granted, but they feed them junk food instead and they get really fat.

 

I wish I owned a small private island.

[nightingale]

Granted, but you'll be surrounded by pirate ships and will be constantly under attack night and day.

 

I wish my my carpet was self-cleaning .

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but it is very loud and drives you crazy.

 

I wish I could go ice skating today.

[teamedward]

Granted, but as you can't skate you spend the whole day on your bum and end up with frostbite

 

Wish I had more energy

[nightingale]

Granted, but you'll have so much of it you'll spontaneously combust.

 

Wish i could knit a nice fluffy jumper.

[BookJumper]

Granted, but the only wool available is maroon veined with sick green.

 

I wish I liked vegetables.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but your new love for veggies causes your body to get sick if you eat anything other than them.

 

I wish I could play the violin.

[teamedward]

Granted, but you snap the strings everytime you put your fingers on the strings.

 

Wish I had a pair of wellies!

[nightingale]

Granted, but they are wellies for small children, so they are no use to you.

 

I wish i someone here to massage my feet.

Edited January 5, 2010 by nightingale
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[ELQ]

Granted - you do have someone there and its "George Clooney"...unfortunately he is rubbish at foot massage (ho hum)

 

I wish i was thinner..

[teamedward]

Granted, But you are so skinny you become invisble to the eye so no one ever sees you.

 

Wish I could have peace and quiet in the house for an hour

[nightingale]

Granted, but you only get one minute's peace every hour for sixty hours.

 

I wish i had pizza and some garlic bread to eat right now *dribble*.

[ned]

Granted, but every mouthful makes you put a stone on

 

I wish i could paint like Da Vinci

[nightingale]

Granted, but every mouthful makes you put a stone on

 

How very true

 

 

Granted, but you paint like him after he's been on a weekend bender.

 

I wish i could perch in a tree like the birds in the garden.

[ELQ]

:an8:Granted but you are a partridge in a pear tree..which sure aint good this time of year...!

 

I wish I had new comfy socks

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but they are way too small and don't fit your feet.

 

I wish I were on a tropical island.

[ned]

Granted, but they are having a freak snow storm

 

I wish i could control the weather

[AbielleRose]

Evil!

 

Granted, but you can only make it snow.

 

I wish I could catch the next flight at the airport, no matter where it is going.

[ned]

Granted, you're off to Antartica

 

I wish i had special snow melting powers

[ELQ]

Granted - but you've gone and lost your passport..so you can't after all

 

I wish I was naturally blonde

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but by mistake you melt the polar ice caps and wipe out the entire human race.

 

I wish I could move things with my mind.

[ned]

Granted, but by mistake you melt the polar ice caps and wipe out the entire human race.

 

I wouldn't use them, i'd just threaten to use them and then take over the world *does evil laugh*

 

Granted, but everything you move breaks

 

I wish i was ambidextrous

[AbielleRose]

 

Granted, but only your feet are only ambidextrous.

 

I wish I could go on a cruise without any mishaps this weekend.

[ned]

Granted, but you forget everything about it on Monday

 

I wish i could star in a movie with Angelina Jolie

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you spend the whole movie getting your a** kicked by her.

 

I wish I never had to see snow again.