Corrupt a Wish

[BookJumper]

Granted, but you'll look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

 

I wish I had more bookshelf space!

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you have to sell all of your books to get it.

 

I wish I had a motorcycle.

[BookJumper]

Granted, but you look like Meatloaf and (like Meatloaf) you can't actually ride.

 

I want for this headache to go away.

[Chrissy]

Granted, but for that to happen you must go back in time, marry Henry the 8th and become a victim of the axeman! "Orf with her head!"

 

I wish the words would come to me a fluently as my feelings.

[BookJumper]

Granted, but you'd never be able to stop, which means that you'd be constantly blurting out inappropriate things at inappropriate times.

 

I wish my flatmates were more considerate.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but they are more considerate of the other people in the building instead of you.

 

I wish I weren't so indecisive.

[ned]

Granted, but all your decisions are wrong

 

I wish i had eyes in the back of my head:mrgreen:

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you see things you wish would have remained unseen. (and you look really creepy.)

 

I wish I had a job I loved and a boss I could respect.

[ned]

Granted, but the pay is so poor you have to find a second job you hate

 

I wish i could time travel

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you get stuck in prehistoric times and get eaten by a dinosaur.

 

I wish I could dance well.

[nightingale]

Granted, but you go deaf and can't hear any music to dance to.

 

I wish i didn't have any ironing to do .

[ned]

Granted, all your clothes dissappear

 

 

I wish i had an extra set of arms

[nightingale]

Granted, but they are attached to your bottom

 

I wish my room was warmer

[ned]

Granted, but they are attached to your bottom

 

 

 

They could be handy (no pun intended)

 

 

Granted, but is an unbearable heat and you can't stay in the room

 

I wish i was as fast as a cheetah

[Mexicola]

Granted, but now you can never slow down.

 

I wish time didn't fly by so quickly.

[ned]

Granted, life around you is in slow motion

 

I wish there were no TV Adverts

[nightingale]

Granted, but then there will never be a good moment when you can go to the toilet or make a cuppa.

 

I wish i could win the jackpot on the lottery this weekend.

[ned]

Granted, but then there will never be a good moment when you can go to the toilet or make a cuppa.

 

Then i could finally create the toilet/kettle chair

 

Granted, but you lose the ticket

 

I wish there were no more soaps on tv

[BookJumper]

Granted, but that would only be because all the soap characters come out of the telly to live in your sitting room.*

 

* am rather proud of this one.

 

I wish I could speak in public without stuttering.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you can only say curse words.

 

I wish I could put my thoughts in writing better.

[teamedward]

Granted, but no one can read what you write.

 

I wish I had a magic wand

[ned]

Granted, but it is an evil magic wand

 

I wish i had three wishes

[teamedward]

granted but everytime you want to use a wish you get hiccups and it comes out wrong so you never get what you want

 

( I'd be happy with an evil wand lol ).

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep!

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you spend your life being tired and grumpy.

 

I wish I lived in a little cottage in the middle of nowhere.

[teamedward]

Granted, but you spend your life being tired and grumpy.

I do anyway!

I wish I lived in a little cottage in the middle of nowhere.

 

Granted, but you are on a undiscovered planet, and you are the only person on it.

 

I wish my daughter would stop giving my Guinea Pigs my Florette lettuce.