Corrupt a Wish

[ned]

Granted, but you get terrible travel sickness

 

I wish i could play guitar like Slash

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but all of Slash's fans think you are a copy cat and boycott your music.

 

I wish I had a cat.

[ned]

Granted, but it constantly brings back dead birds, rats and mice into your home

 

 

I wish i had a Porche 911

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but it puts you in deep debt that you are never able to fully pay off.

 

I wish I was self employed.

[ned]

Granted, but it is a job you hate

 

 

I wish i had a high pain tolerance

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you end up breaking your leg and bleed to death because you didn't realize how bad it was.

 

I wish I was somewhere tropical right now with a pile of good books and a cabana boy serving me fruity drinks.

[ned]

Granted, but it is Monsoon season

 

 

I wish i didn't have to shave

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you meet the girl of your dreams and she only dates men with facial hair.

 

I wish I had a new Honda CRV.

[ned]

Granted, but you forget how to drive

 

I wish i was omnipotent for the day

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but that day you have the flu and can't seem to get out of bed.

 

I wish I could go to the Olympics in Vancouver.

[ned]

Granted but you get injured while warming up for the first event and have to be sent home

 

 

I wish i had myown chat show on primetime tv

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but your show is all about drag queens.

 

I wish I could run a marathon.

[ned]

Granted, but your show is all about drag queens.

 

 

That could be a hit

 

I wish i could run a marathon

 

Granted, but you do it in the slowest time ever recorded

 

I wish i had a flawless memory

[AbielleRose]

 

Granted, but you end up dwelling on all of your past hurts and struggles so much that you become terminally depressed.

 

I wish the U.S.A would win the gold metal for soccer in the next Olympics.

[ned]

Granted, but hell freezes over

 

I wish i could sleep for 12 hours a night

[AbielleRose]

*gives ned the stink-eye*

 

Granted, but you have nightmares that cause you to toss and turn so much that you feel like you haven't slept at all.

 

I wish never to see snow again!

[ned]

Granted, you go blind

 

I wish i was paid football player wages

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you hate the job you do and gamble all of your wages away.

 

I wish I could own my own pub.

[ned]

Granted, but you employ dishonest staff who steal from you and make you bankrupt

 

 

I wish i could meet John Lennon

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but he comes back from the dead and haunts you.

 

I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders.

[BookJumper]

Granted, but that's only because you are an ant-eater and eat insects for breakfast.

 

I wish I had a performative talent like singing or acting.

[AbielleRose]

Eww...

 

Granted, but your acting talent is in the form of mime.

 

I wish I wasn't shy in person.

[nightingale]

Granted, but you become a naughty exhibitionist and can't stop flashing in public making a few guys happy in the process .

 

I wish i could give my bedroom a make-over.

[AbielleRose]

No, I'll never go back to that life! You can't make me!

 

Granted but the paint peels after only a week and all of your new furniture is from a used hotel furniture store.

 

I wish I could sing like Amy Lee.

[nightingale]

No, I'll never go back to that life! You can't make me!

 

 

Granted but the paint peels after only a week and all of your new furniture is from a used hotel furniture store.

 

I wish I could sing like Amy Lee.

 

Granted, but you're only allowed to sing Backstreet Boys songs.

 

I wish i could be a fly on the wall.