Corrupt a Wish

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but they eventually grow so long that you can't wash your hands by yourself and need someone to help you.

 

I wish I could travel around the world and see every country.

[rachel kay]

Granted, but you can never go home.

 

I wish healthy food tasted as good as naughty food.

[nightingale]

Granted, but you'll lose your sense of taste and all food will taste bland.

 

I wish i could write a beautiful song.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but it will get over-played on the radio until it becomes annoying and repetitive.

 

I wish I could learn how to sail a sail boat.

[teamedward]

Granted, but the boat has a hole and you drown.

 

I wish I was a vampire ..

[nightingale]

Granted, but fiendishly clever scientists splice garlic dna into human dna and you can never feast on human blood .

 

I wish i had a genie who could grant me three wishes .

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but every wish comes with a horrible consequence causing either your hair to turn bright purple or your nose to run uncontrolably in public.

 

I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

[teamedward]

Granted, but Hogwarts has closed down and you are left with Peeves.

 

I wish I had a BMW 1 series

 

Lisa

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but the horn has a short and goes off by itself every 15 seconds.

 

I wish I liked mushrooms.

[Dimitra]

Granted, but then you might tried a poisonous one!

 

I wish I could fly to the moon.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you get abducted by aliens.

 

I wish I were a little taller.

[Chrissy]

Granted. You now have legs so long that when you sit on a 'normal' seat your knees rub your ears!

 

I wish I didn't feel quite so full!

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you lessened the tight feeling in your stomach by throwing up.

 

I wish I could go sledding.

[nightingale]

Granted, but it will never stop snowing and the snow will never melt. You will be forced to sled everywhere and never experience another summer.

 

I wish the UK wouldn't grind to a halt everytime 1 cm of snow falls .

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but tons of accidents result because people don't know how to properly drive in bad conditions.

 

I wish I didn't have to work until after New Years.

[Ruchita_Pratham]

Granted but you may face dying without food. I wish Taylor Lautner was my boyfriend!!!

[Dimitra]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to stand the paparazzi's.

 

I wish I was allowed to learn drums.

[teamedward]

Granted, but you play so loud that your eardrums pop and you cant hear

 

I wish I had someone to iron my clothes

[Nollaig]

Granted, but they burn them all in the process.

 

I wish I was dating Jude Law

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but he has really bad B.O. and you have to break it off with him because the smell makes you gag.

 

I wish I had cable.

[rachel kay]

Granted but you get so much cable you get tangled up in it.

 

I wish I could find my ipod.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you find it is broken and irreparable.

 

I wish I could meet Rob Thomas.

[rachel kay]

Granted but he mistakes you for a stalker and you get a restraining order put on you

 

I wish I could see in the dark

[nightingale]

Granted, but then you'll see all manner of unpleasant things like spooks and things that go bump in the night .

 

I wish i could climb to the top of Mt. Everest.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you lose all of your fingers and toes to frostbite in the process.

 

I wish I didn't have a fear of flying.