A women goes into see her doctor

[jennyferraynor]

She says to her doctor "ever since my husband had a accident and lost all of his toes on his left foot I feel sick when I am around him " , ahh said the doctor I know what the problem is you are lack toes intolerant .

[timebug]

Followed an ambulance the other night and a small box fell from it. Stopped and picked it up, and it contained a severed big toe.Packed in ice and marked 'human tissue for transplant.' I rang the hospital and asked if they would collect it, with an ambulance and they said no; they would sent a tow truck.

Edited June 30, 2022 by timebug

[Guest Scribbla]

Is there a "Groan" emo on the forum? 

[Raven]

I know where the "delete post" button is, if that helps.

 

[Guest Scribbla]

 

I like your signature, btw. 

[muggle not]

There is a Funny Story and Joke thread. Why not use it. 

[woolf woolf]

On 7/15/2022 at 12:51 AM, Guest Scribbla said:

Is there a "Groan" emo on the forum? 

 

Conversely, you might get a groaning emo.