Freewheeling Andy Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Right. I've read no Harry Potter. I have no intention of going to the shops at midnight. Therefore, I'm going to play "guess the spoiler" random possibilities top 10: 1 - Harry wakes up and it was all a dream 2 - Harry and Hermione get it together and get jiggy 3 - And then Ron Weasley joins in for a kinky threesome 4 - Voldemort tells Potter that Potter is his son, and that he should join the dark side 5 - Hogwarts is sucked up in a Tornado and Dumbledore ends up in Kansas with a small dog 6 - In a freak dining accident Harry falls asleep just as his gazpacho soup is being served and drowns in the bowl before Hermione can save him 7 - Harry decides that he's had enough of fighting evil, and uses his magic powers to move footballs around, and agrees to sign for Chelsea on Quote
Nici Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Oh Andy that has really made me laugh!!!!! Excellent!!!! Quote
Sedge Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Are you sure you've read no Harry Potter? I think you must be JK Rowling in disguise! Quote
Angel Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 :lol: That's great!! I also have never read a book (or intend to!!) 1 & 4 get my vote Quote
Kasei Posted July 20, 2007 Posted July 20, 2007 Haha, #5 was my favorite--it needs to happen, end of story. How about Voldemort turns out to be the true Dumbledore in disguise? Or maybe Draco and Harry finally admit their undying love for one another, just to satisfy the fangirls. Heh, I'm afraid I'm not very good at making these up, I've read all of the books and cannot think outside of that box anymore. : Quote
Kell Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 ROFLAMO! I adored No. 6! Here's one for you - what if Voldemort is actually James Potter's alter-ego?! Aha! Then Voldemort really WOULD be Harry's father. Of course, whether or not he's asthmatic and wheezy like old Darth Vader is, as yet, not known... Quote
Laramie Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 I know what haaaaaaaaaaaappens! I know what haaaaaaaappens! Woo! Like your false spoilers, Andy they made me laugh! Quote
Angel Posted July 21, 2007 Posted July 21, 2007 How about Harry Potter finally getting thrown off the Hogwarts Express with Ron Weasley for being drunk on lager and making suggestive comments to the girls! Quote
Kell Posted July 22, 2007 Posted July 22, 2007 Harry gets bitten by one of Aragog's children and suddenly finds he is able to walk up walls and shoot webs from his wrists... Quote
naivion Posted March 20, 2009 Posted March 20, 2009 Yer the next film should be awsome. and number 3 lol. Quote
Ben Posted March 21, 2009 Posted March 21, 2009 Glad someone dragged these up. Brilliant Andy. You weren't too far off the truth! Quote
Kimmy619 Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 Hahah!!! You have brightened my day of day revision!! Quote
Nessicle Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 ha ha ha so funny! The film for this summer looks fantastic though I can't wait! Quote
Urban Roy Posted April 1, 2009 Posted April 1, 2009 Brilliant, thanks for those, I'm going to go to bed chuckling quietly to myself! Quote
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