'What a treasure trove, you've discovered! If you purr any louder though, you'll wake Dex and you know what he'll do, don't you. He'll cut up the best bits for steaks and grind the rest down for burgers and sausages. He wouldn't care if you stood in his way, I can just picture him happily grinding the finest bits into Dex's Delicious Dogs, so just finish that side of beef you've started and leave the rest till everyone else has left'
Bertrand grumbles, 'I like to fill up then curl up for a couple of days, I thought as Dex seemed to have become comatose,I could gorge myself!
Not even Dex could sleep through your racket...