Coffin Nail

Ah, but many question my male-ness, you know. I don't watch telly (no ariel, no licence), I don't like football, I can't stand "Lads" magazines and I don't like lager.

I do like cooking, reading (obviously), keeping my house clean, real ale, red wine, single malts (Western Isles) and tramping over the hills and mountains.

Not much pukka about me. A bit of a softy at heart, really. Maybe I need to 'Man Up', as they say. Hold on, I'm going to walk across to the local Knuckles Pub and shout that "England is sh*te and all football supporters are gay!" and see where that gets me...

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