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Cookie

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  1. Hi and Welcome!
  2. Special chow mein from the freezer.
  3. You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith Birdhouse In Your Soul - They Might Be Giants Black Sheep - Greenday Love at First Fright - Murderdolls Think About You - Guns 'n' Roses Self Medicate - 40 Below Summer There are many more that I can't think of right now.
  4. I think I just dribbled a bit...
  5. [May] the worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul. Taken from: Richard III
  6. I've actually been told I look like Wednesday Addams so it would have to be Christina Ricci for me!
  7. Hello and welcome!
  8. Beef Caserole that I cooked on Saturday but was too hungover to eat yesterday.
  9. I'm half way through American Gods by Neil Gaiman and I'm loving it. I'm not sure where it's all going but I'm more than happy to be taken along for the ride.
  10. Chopped up apples and strawberries.
  11. There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL ) . It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to **** us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. A little while later... SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM : Oh, dear! What did you do? SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
  12. Hello, welcome to the forum!
  13. Choccie mini roll
  14. I think tonight we will have gammon and chips or a take away I haven't decided how lazy I'm going to be tonight
  15. What about the Gruffalo? I got my neice and nephew this and it had the CD with it so they could read along. What about The Magic Faraway Tree? The copy I had as a kid (and still have) had some nice pictures in.
  16. I was a late starter so it was in about '02 or '03 and it was Snowpatrol at the Birmingham Academy. My friend worked at a radio station and got some free tickets.
  17. My first single was Michelle Gayle - Sweetness in fairness I was only about 9!
  18. When I started reading this I wondered what you were going to say...
  19. Too late I didn't realise it was gonna be so small! I ordered it off Amazon expecting a normal sized book and I got something I read in one evening!
  20. Have you tried saying EXCUSE ME really loudly so everyone turns round and looks at her? It might embarrass her into behaving better.
  21. Shephards Pie (because I was too lazy to make it on Monday )
  22. Welcome to the forum!
  23. Finished Stolen by Kelley Armstrong. I'm not sure if I'm going to like the next one as it doesn't star Elena but I will read it anyway and hope I do.
  24. Rolos AND they're all MINE!
  25. I really like the thought of having one of these but knowing me I will forget to update it or get bored!
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