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    Very true, he'd have got a boot kicked at his head :(

     

    The Liverpool fans are all pumped up today, one of my friends has his facebook status as "The Europa Cup isn't a Mickey Mouse cup, i'd be happy if Liverpool won it" :giggle:

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    Some funny football quotes.........

     

    Gerard Houllier:

    ".....You can not say my team aren't winners. They've proved that by finishing fourth, third, and second in the last three years..."

     

    Steven Gerrard:

    ".....I've got a good record there- played one, won one - hopefully it will be the same after saturday....."

     

    Rob Hawthorne:

    ".....All of West Ham's away victories have come on opponents' territory....."

     

    David O'Leary:

    ".....Achilles tendon injuries are a pain in the butt....."

     

    Denis Law:

    ".....There's no way Ryan Giggs is another George Best. He's another Ryan Giggs....."

     

    Clive Tyldesley:

    ".....He's not George Best, but then again, no-one is....."

     

    David Coleman:

    ".....On this 102nd Cup Final today, there are just two teams left...."

     

    Brian Moore:

    "....Newcastle, unbeaten in their last five wins....."

     

    Bobby Robson:

    ".....Well, we got nine....and you can't score more than that....."

     

    Ron Greenwood:

    "......In comparison, there's no comparison....."

     

    Ron Atkinson:

    "......I'm going to make a prediction.....".....it could go either way....."

     

    Peter Jones:

    ".....So Liverpool are ahead 2-1.....".it couldn't be a closer lead....."

     

    Des Lynam:

    ".....Real's second goal made it 3-0....."

     

    George Best:

    ".....I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me.....'What's an IQ ?'....."

     

    Gordon Strachan: (after defeat by Everton)

    ".....I tried to get the disappointment out of my system by going for a walk. I ended up 17 miles from home and I had to phone my wife, Lesley to come and pick me up....."

     

    Niall Quinn:

    ".....the Albanians are penetrating us from all positions....."

     

    Thierry Henry:

    ".....If the referee had eyes, he would have sent Neville off....."

     

    Gordon Strachan:

    ".....The ref said: 'If I make a mistake don't make me look an idiot.' I had a great reply lined up but it would have cost me a couple of quid....."

     

    Andy Gray:

    ".....Anyone who takes drugs should be hammered....."

     

    Joe Royle:

    ".....Wolves beat Palace convincingly without being convincing....."

     

    Kevin Kilbane:

    ".....We kicked ourselves in the teeth....."

     

    Glenn Hoddle:

    ".....I have never heard a minute's silence like the one for Princess Diana....."

     

    Alan Brazil:

    ".....Our talking point this morning is George Best, his liver transplant and the booze culture in football. Don't forget, the best caller wins a crate of John Smith's....."

     

    David Unsworth:

    ".....Wayne Rooney can go all the way to the top if he keeps his head firmly on the ground....."

     

    Ron Atkinson: (as Steve MacManaman hoisted the European Cup, after Real Madrid defeated Valencia)

    ".....you won't see that again now that the Scouser's got it....."

     

    Bill Shankly:

    "....I'm not giving away any secrets like that to Milan. If I had my way, I wouldn't even tell them the time of the kick-off....

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