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In my last job we always had our work cleared up on a Wednesday and Thursday by about half ten, that meant just sitting around until home time at half four, i have read through books in one sitting on those days

Halfway through Dracula, really enjoying it

In that case i think i am giong to sue Red Bull, i've been drinking it for years and no sign of my wings

The Go Compare ad with the blokes in the coffee shop, the joke at the end is so bad it makes me cringe. "He's only a tenor"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8327576.stm Spitting on the football pitch may increase risk of Swine Flu

The world's gone mad, 30 years ago that bloke would be getting a medal.

That man is a nutter

He did do a very good version of Radiohead's High and Dry though

Halfway through Nation, bit of a slow starter but i am enjoying it now

Bet nobody ever tried taking your dinner money more than once

Cheat, Cheat, Cheat

Twist was in Corrie if i remeber correctly, don't know her real name though. Can't think of the other

I highly recommend Oscar Wilde

I played rugby at school and until last year i played football for a local team every Saturday, i cracked my kneecap by hitting it off the post while trying to prevent a corner, very painful. I never went back when i recovered.

I have never read a Stephen King before but i saw this for

I was going to go and see The Invention Of Lying this weekend before going out for my birthday but i have been informed by quite a few people that it is pants.

I need quiet, i can read with noise but i don't take in as much and sometimes have to flick back a couple of pages to remind myself which can get annoying. I can't leave a book in the middle of a sentence it has to be at the end of a chapter. I read inside, usually in the recliner beside the window, so i'm almost outside, i have been known to take a book to the park on a good day and sit and read while my niece and nephew run themselves silly. I can read at any time of the day but i like to read in the evening or at night. My weakness is for Haribo Starmix, i have been known to eat a full bag if i am engrossed in a good read.

Depends on my mood really, i just don't like dance music or those c**ppy boyband cover versions of decent songs

About to start Nation by Terry Pratchett

I shall be 25 on Saturday.

I just started a book about Davy Crockett, only 40 pages in but it seems like a decent read

I don't go in for all that add on junk, the only thing i have ever bought for it was a spare set of earphones for emergencies

Wayne's World?

Put one on your letter to Santa, you won't regret it

I use itunes, just feel safer with what i know