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Ha yeah I had noticed that too! "Aren't we friendly, look random staff will come out of the bulletproof glass bit and entertain your kids". Pull all the adverts and give us our cash back! I've not seen it, what does the boy wonder say/do to mum?

Nice pun! Oh and while we're on the subject. The BT Adverts with nick from My Family in them. When they're having an important MSN convo with one another about their relationship and his broadband goes, why doesn't he just call her??!! And then in the next one they are both ringing up various shocked looking family members and telling them some news, what news was it? Has he got her up the duff? Poor bloke, just goes to show that she has preyed on him to get him to support her and her grotty kids and now he's never going to hear the end of it... Kingsmill butty theft ads: Couldn't be arrsed to make my own pack-up so stole the other half's. Blamed the dog/kids/mother-in-law (delete as applicable). It must have been slow day in the creative department at Saatchi and Saatchi

The one with the small kid who wants to "do a poo at Pauls", why the childs mother doesn't just tell him he was adopted and if he likes Paul's so much he can go live there forever is beyond me. I hate it... Along with any advert for selling gold...

Or a CRB check....

And my addition to "PCness gone mad" for today I'm sure this particular incident is isolated, but there's something deeply unnerving about local councils feeling they have the right to interfere in family life to this extent...

I really feel sorry for this chap (not the muppet who died)

I see my favourite "Royal" is in trouble again! Not the most PC remark in todays multi-cultural, socialist paradise but I love him for it. Long may he continue to upset the PC idiots who seem to have taken over the world.

Hi and welcome! (Yes I was the first to welcome someone for a change). The rest of the welcome wagon shall be along presently.

That does seem a tad pathetic. I guess they'll go to any lengths to protect their product... I feel sorry for the person organising it though.

That's not too hard though is it! The second third and indeed fourth movies were even worse than the initial one... What of his other work would you reccomend?

You could try and speak for all females I loved Starship Troopers! Not many people have actually read the book.

I am but 29 years of old and shall be ancient next year.

Then we'll get along just fine I tend to lean towards Military Sci Fi type books and, IMHO, girls don't really like them

I highly doubt it'll be anything worthwhile

Welcome along. I read a lot of sci fi and fantasy so shall be looking into some of your suggestions....

Hahaha "To gain advantage of the discount customers must present their helmet at the desk". Yeah I'll bet! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5821953/German-brothel-offers-discounts-to-cyclists.html

Just because you have said that I am going to look for a copy in the library

I am almost tempted to find him on FaceBook and mock him. But there are over 500 Harry Potter's and I have not the time.

He also looks like someone who isn't strong enough to rip that book in two.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/6418456/Labour-wanted-mass-immigration-to-make-UK-more-multicultural-says-former-adviser.html

Eww Dirrrty Darren, I bet he's glad he has no actual friends to take the mick out of him. If I knew him he'd never hear the end of it.

Try Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell.

Indeedy, I always used to take things in to school on my Birthday and into the office when I was older. And if people didn't then nobody had a pop at them for it..