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bev

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  1. Little Johnny was going to his fathers house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.

     

    He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.

     

    He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy"

     

    A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the chruch...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"

     

    Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"

     

    The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"

     

    Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling"

  2. Kiddie sweets, anything from the golden days when you could happily skip into the shop a get a "10p mix up" and come out with a bag full !!! I now suddenly feel soooo OLD !!!! I remeber 1/2 pennies !!!! :welcome2: .............white mice, fruit salads, shrimps, cola bottles, jelly bears, sherbet saucers,choco dots, jelly worms, black jacks........... OOOOOooooo the memories are flooding back :D

  3. Born & bred in Plumstead, S.E London, moved to Erith, Kent in 1998, thought we wanted to live by the seaside so moved to Herne Bay, Kent in 2003, hated it so much moved back to Erith 18 months later !! Getting itchy feet again and would love to move somewhere new, hubby has suggested Canada or New Zealand !! Who knows where I could end up in 10 years time, I think I'm a bit Nomadic !! :D

  4. If this was in answer to my post (and i apologise for being so presumptious if it wasnt! lol :lol:) I really hav no excuse as I am a fully trained chef :chef:- although I havnt worked in industry for 15yrs. Even with all the stuff i trained in my family still perfer the basics and i have to be quiet about anything 'unusual' I add. They still dont realise the pitta is garlic and coriander - they just think its rather tasty! :chef: I am starting to pass my skills onto my daughter and i have to say she makes a mean sunday lunch and pavlova for a 12 yr old :irked:

    I've got a life long friend who is a chef, and she has been teaching cooking for many years within the adult education system, everytime I speak to her she tries to tell me to join her classes !!! She seems to think she can convert me !! No Chance :lol:

    It wasn't just aimed at you Charm, it was just a general comment about all you Jamie Olivers out there !! But I do think your stuff sounds great, makes me feel quite peckish !! It's a pity you live so far away, dinner sounds great at yours !!! :D

  5. Just ordered The Notebook ( Book and DVD ) for my daughter, so I will have to read/watch of course, I've heard they are a bit of a weepy, so will watch/read when alone otherwise the kids take the p**s when I start to blub !!! :)

    I read Attonment before I saw the film and found the film better than the book ( which is rare !!) Memoirs of a Geisha, I thought the book was much better than the film.

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