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Hello Little Otter
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I think being Irish you can get away with Irish jokes charm !!
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:lol: Found this on the internet and it made me chuckle. Thought there is alot of us on here who need cheering up, so maybe a joke or funny story thread would be a good idea. (clean ones only !!)
I hope I've put this in the right place.
Apparently this is a true story.
Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn
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Me too Nic, that and a primary school playground. I also live on a busy road !!! Makes me green with envy !!!
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Hmmm maybe I should have kept that to myself !!!! Oh well my secret is now out !!! Although I do feel slightly embarressed !!!!
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Have I Got News For You & QI. I'm sick of watching repeats !!!
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Anytime i've stopped moving !!! Waiting for the kettle to boil, in the bath, in a queue, and of course the toilet !!
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Kiddie sweets, anything from the golden days when you could happily skip into the shop a get a "10p mix up" and come out with a bag full !!! I now suddenly feel soooo OLD !!!! I remeber 1/2 pennies !!!! .............white mice, fruit salads, shrimps, cola bottles, jelly bears, sherbet saucers,choco dots, jelly worms, black jacks........... OOOOOooooo the memories are flooding back
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Hello Knitnat, from a very dreary and cold UK
We are not just book lovers we are a great group of friends too !!
You will really enjoy it here.
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Born & bred in Plumstead, S.E London, moved to Erith, Kent in 1998, thought we wanted to live by the seaside so moved to Herne Bay, Kent in 2003, hated it so much moved back to Erith 18 months later !! Getting itchy feet again and would love to move somewhere new, hubby has suggested Canada or New Zealand !! Who knows where I could end up in 10 years time, I think I'm a bit Nomadic !!
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If this was in answer to my post (and i apologise for being so presumptious if it wasnt! lol ) I really hav no excuse as I am a fully trained chef - although I havnt worked in industry for 15yrs. Even with all the stuff i trained in my family still perfer the basics and i have to be quiet about anything 'unusual' I add. They still dont realise the pitta is garlic and coriander - they just think its rather tasty! I am starting to pass my skills onto my daughter and i have to say she makes a mean sunday lunch and pavlova for a 12 yr old
I've got a life long friend who is a chef, and she has been teaching cooking for many years within the adult education system, everytime I speak to her she tries to tell me to join her classes !!! She seems to think she can convert me !! No Chance
It wasn't just aimed at you Charm, it was just a general comment about all you Jamie Olivers out there !! But I do think your stuff sounds great, makes me feel quite peckish !! It's a pity you live so far away, dinner sounds great at yours !!!
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You lot put me to shame !!! All this fab food you conjure up every night !! I hate cooking so much that I've vowed to get live in chef if I ever win the lottery !!!
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Well said Michelle
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The Just Music Cafe Album, Acoustic & Beats- Various Artists great chillout ideal for lounging around.
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Hey Zeta,
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Just ordered The Notebook ( Book and DVD ) for my daughter, so I will have to read/watch of course, I've heard they are a bit of a weepy, so will watch/read when alone otherwise the kids take the p**s when I start to blub !!!
I read Attonment before I saw the film and found the film better than the book ( which is rare !!) Memoirs of a Geisha, I thought the book was much better than the film.
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Funny story & Joke Corner
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Little Johnny was going to his fathers house one day and he was packing everthing in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy"
A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the chruch...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"
Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"
The prist replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling"