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poppy

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  1. Felt like some Floyd tonight.
  2. 'Billions of Men. Why Animal Test?' in large black letters across the front and 'When God Made Men, She Was Joking,' across the back. But Pete was made of stern stuff, years of having doors slammed in his face and on his foot, if he wasn't quick enough, had .....
  3. Blue Jean ~ David Bowie
  4. My son texted me to listen to this tonight. And I did ....and just Wow!!
  5. They're huge here too and I'm in NZ. I've read them all to my three children, along with The Berenstain Bears and others in the series by the same publishers. Dr Seuss had a wonderful way with words and rhyme, I know some of them almost off by heart.
  6. Pete Bottlebrush's the name and painting's me game, so how can I assist dear lady?' Pete was used to greasing up cantankerous customers and this one looked particularly ....
  7. Annie's Song ~ John Denver
  8. Catcher In the Rye ~ Guns N' Roses
  9. (thank goodness for that Itsme ... I thought I was forever stuck in a world I'd never escape from ) Henrietta Huggletree, dressed in paint splattered overalls, a beret and purple gumboots. Under one arm was an easel and under the other a ........
  10. Is this the first time you've read any Agatha Christie's Muggle? I went through a stage of reading most of her books, I very rarely solved the mystery, but enjoyed them all immensely.
  11. that your affections have been given elsewhere. How could you Dex??? You promised me your unending devotion, you promised me chocolates and flowers and fluffy teddy bears. My heart is broken!' Petrel's tears turned into loud wails. Dex wondered if now would be a good time to ...........
  12. Whiskey In the Jar ~ Thin Lizzy
  13. She's a very funny poet, I think her Berkshire accent (I just looked that up ) make her poems even funnier and her delivery and timing are spot-on.
  14. something to support his sudden buckling knees. 'Why was it,' he asked himself, 'that every woman he fancied, had immediate matrimonial plans for him in mind and pursued him relentlessly?? It must be because ......
  15. milk the situation for all it was worth. 'Trixie, I'm a bit bogged down at the moment, what with blankets, flasks and mints draped from every appendage. Do you think I could ......
  16. Ol' Man River ~ Ray Charles
  17. Many Rivers To Cross ~ Toni Childs
  18. Well you were spot on with this song, they obviously filmed it in winter. In the original version it's even more obviously winter (I just prefer the Adrian Sherwood remix, that's why I posted the other one)
  19. The wonderful Pam Ayres take on it FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback,... down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!!
  20. Wow Frankie, Salmonella Dub are a Kiwi band, I wouldn't have thought you'd ever heard of them!! This is my absolute favourite of theirs.
  21. distracted him momentarily from the logistics of obtaining such obscure articles. "Dexy, sweetie pie, honey bunch?' came the high pitched shriek of an over-familiar voice. "Oh hell,' thought Dex, 'why didn't I ....
  22. Girl Like You ~ David Gray
  23. the flying helmets and googles. You get the wings Itsme, and Dex do you think you could find some ......
  24. Miss You ~ Rolling Stones
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