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Litwitlou

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  1. 9° F and we have....

     

    Very cold wind chills expected. The cold wind chills will
    cause frostbite in as little as 30 minutes to exposed skin.
    Expect wind chills to range from 15 to 20 below zero at times.

     

    My poor dog isn't happy about going out. 

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    ..

    A drunk staggers out of a bar in Havana and hails a cab.

     

    The cabby tells the drunk he's off duty;

     

    The drunk says he's a doorman for the American tourist hotel and gets paid in $US

     

    The cabdriver says, "Get right in, sir"

     

    They arrive at the man's house and the drunk's passed out so the cabby gets the wife.

     

    They cabby asks to be paid in $US

     

    The wife says, He told you he is a doorman at the American Hotel? It's delusions of grandeur. He's really only a neurosurgeon." 

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