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    Funny story & Joke Corner

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    A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." Startled, she asked him, "What happened to 'beautiful?'" He replied, "The drugs are wearing off."  

    Funny story & Joke Corner

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    Two Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

     

    Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:

     

    ... Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.

     

    The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

     

    The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Haemorrhoids.

     

    This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.

     

    Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.

     

    Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.

     

    Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!

     

    So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.

     

    Freaks and Cheeks....still no good.

     

    Loons and Moons - forget it.

     

    Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

     

    Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specialising in Odds and Ends.

     

    Everybody loved it.

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