woolf woolf Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Taken from a FB group: Why am I wearing a t-shirt with Agnes Grey on it? ..... Because I just like novel tees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 What did the frog say to the book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf woolf Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 @muggle not I don't know, what did the frog say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 (edited) See Below Edited January 25, 2020 by muggle not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 On 1/24/2020 at 9:36 AM, muggle not said: What did the frog say to the book 22 hours ago, woolf woolf said: @muggle not I don't know, what did the frog say? Reditt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf woolf Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 @muggle not so, when I hear a frog reditt reditt, does it mean I'm near a bookstore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 On 1/24/2020 at 9:36 AM, muggle not said: What did the frog say to the book? I really goofed up with my joke by using "one" wrong word. The correct words in the joke are: What did the frog say "about" the book On 1/25/2020 at 12:27 PM, woolf woolf said: @muggle not so, when I hear a frog reditt reditt, does it mean I'm near a bookstore? So, with the correct telling of the joke it would not necessarily mean that you are near a bookstore when you hear the frog say reddit, reddit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 What's the difference between a cat and a comma? btw, this joke and the previous joke I copied from a book, Small Spaces, by Katherine Arden. Arden is the author of the great "Winternight" Trilogy that was probably the best books that I read last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayley Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 On 27/01/2020 at 4:41 PM, muggle not said: What's the difference between a cat and a comma? btw, this joke and the previous joke I copied from a book, Small Spaces, by Katherine Arden. Arden is the author of the great "Winternight" Trilogy that was probably the best books that I read last year. I love the Winternight trilogy! I've never heard of Small Spaces though, I'll have to look it up. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 19 hours ago, Hayley said: I love the Winternight trilogy! I've never heard of Small Spaces though, I'll have to look it up. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A comma, is a pause at the end of a clause. But a cat, has claws at the ends of its paws.. Small Spaces is a book for middle age children. I still enjoyed it though. But, not near as much as the Winternight Trilogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayley Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 On 01/02/2020 at 4:03 PM, muggle not said: A comma, is a pause at the end of a clause. But a cat, has claws at the ends of its paws.. Small Spaces is a book for middle age children. I still enjoyed it though. But, not near as much as the Winternight Trilogy. I like that one! I was actually just about to start a thread asking for middle grade recommendations, so I’ll add small spaces to the list! (Although it does actually sound quite scary!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Small Spaces is a bit scary but the main characters are fun to learn about as they come together as a trio....Ollie, Coco, and Brian. Arden has another book, Dead Voices, that takes up where Small Spaces ends and features the same trio of youngsters. Small Spaces had the first chapter of Dead Voices at the endo of the book and I read it and enjoyed it. At some point I will also read the whole book. Dead Voices: Having survived sinister scarecrows and the malevolent smiling man in Small Spaces, newly minted best friends Ollie, Coco, and Brian are ready to spend a relaxing winter break skiing together with their parents at Mount Hemlock Resort. But when a snowstorm sets in, causing the power to flicker out and the cold to creep closer and closer, the three are forced to settle for hot chocolate and board games by the fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Another joke from Small Spaces by Katherine Arden: What did the Buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf woolf Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 Bye, son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1 hour ago, woolf woolf said: Bye, son Close Bison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Ok, the last of the 'dumb" jokes. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf woolf Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 It's because he's very good at what he does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayley Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 16 hours ago, muggle not said: Ok, the last of the 'dumb" jokes. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Aww, I was enjoying them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 5 hours ago, woolf woolf said: It's because he's very good at what he does incorrect answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf woolf Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, muggle not said: incorrect answer What is it, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggle not Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 23 hours ago, muggle not said: Ok, the last of the 'dumb" jokes. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf woolf Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 15 hours ago, woolf woolf said: It's because he's very good at what he does 6 hours ago, muggle not said: Because he was outstanding in his field. Oh come on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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muggle not Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 On 2/11/2020 at 9:58 PM, muggle not said: Ok, the last of the 'dumb" jokes. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? 11 hours ago, muggle not said: Because he was outstanding in his field. Get it :)…...out standing in his field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf woolf Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Someone we know has been possessed by an owl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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