Inanna Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Delia's way & the real woman's way. Delia's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Woman's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Delia's Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Woman's Way Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. Delia's Way When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Woman's Way Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. Delia's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice. The Real Woman's Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh*t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Delia's Way Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. The Real Woman's Way It could keep forever. Who eats it? Delia's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t? Delia's Way If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's Way Why do I have a man? and finally the most important tip Delia's Way Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. The Real Woman's Way Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 ROFLMAO - I guess I really am a "Real Woman" after all - Delia has no place in MY kitchen - hic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jake Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 She's got a place in my kitchen, but I don't take much notice of her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 :rofl: Nice advice there. The ice cream one is particularly stupid!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jake Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 :rofl: Nice advice there. The ice cream one is particularly stupid!! Exactly. can you imagine in the shop...."hold it right there, put a mini marshmallow in the bottom before you fill that cone else I'll get drips" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiccibat Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Saint Delia? My husbands calendar girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 ...also that does not say much for the quality of the cone she's using! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiccibat Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 I hear Madonnas got some she doesn't use any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanna Posted March 6, 2006 Author Share Posted March 6, 2006 LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tash Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 ROFLMAO!!!! I LOVE this thread Inanna!!! Hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I agree wholeheartedly with The Real Womans theory on leftover wine..... Icecubes indeed ! Pah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanna Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 I love the celery bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tash Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I eat stacks of celery and actually went and wrapped what I have in the fridge in tinfoil. I make alot of homemade soup and celery is always one of my core ingredients so I followed the Delia tip. :oops: *sobs* I'm just not a real woman!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Tash sobbed I'm just not a real woman!! Yes, the beard explains that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tash Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 *hears the Twilight zone theme tune inside head* You'll be telling people I read......ooooo real deja vu coming up here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanna Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 LOL you 2. *discreetly hands Tash a tube of jolene cream* ROTFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tash Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I'm guessing jolene cream is a hair remover? And thanks for putting Dolly Parton in my head now Jolene, jolene, jolene, JOLENEEEEEEE!!!!.....gotta love Dolly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanna Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 Actually I think it bleaches the hair, discreetly of course so its not so obvious And there's nothing wrong with Dolly P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I take it you haven't seen Tashs' Tash, Inanna.... Bleaching it would make it look like my yard brush.. LMAO :run: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanna Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 PMSL Oh god now I'm sat here giggling like an idiot and my kids are looking at me like I'm from the planet Ming :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tash Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Yard brush? LMAO As for Dolly, Dolly's great! I drive my hubby bonkers on my Dolly days. One of my favourite films is called Rhinestone and it's Dolly with Sylvester Stallone where she has to teach him to sing, talk and walk, country style. It's hilarious. Keeping in the food theme, they ate grits too. *giggles* See, I didn't go completely off topic hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiccibat Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 But did she cook them Delia style or get instant like a real woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tash Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I'm guessing instant as I never actually saw her cook them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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