I am a trans-millionaire

[vodkafan]

I saw this: 

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-transracial-white-florida-filipino-rachel-dolezal-philippines-ja-du-adam-a8053731.html

 

And then I saw clearly what my problem has been all my life. I was born poor but I am in the wrong body. I always knew that I should have been a millionaire. Someone help me please!

[Madeleine]

Nice one!