I don't want to derail the Limerick Game thread but I wanted to let you see my take on the started limericks :
A clueless young gent from the coast
Had a woman named Maureen as host
He let down her hair
Found that nothing was there
And concluded that she must be a ghost
A young politician from Louth
Had his chest tattooed 'Nil by Mouth'
It must be a lie
Politician's heard cry
Of that there is absolutely no doubt
I'm ready to sing you the blues
At any old time that you choose
It needn't be sad
Because that would be bad
You don't want your hearing to bruise
And today's :
A man named Paul Smith from the city
Decided that he was so pretty
He stared in the mirror
Which took him forever
It all made him feel rather giddy