Could anyone recommend me a book that contains a lot of clever responses, witty and funny, involving lot of funny phrases. Ideally something in american style. Not really looking for exciting adventures, it could be just two guys sitting on a coach like in Two and a half men tv show and talking to each other.
Sort of like:
"not to be contrary, but the wrong reasons kick everything up a notch."
"I'm usually more of a bourbon guy but, push comes to shove, I don't know what the hell's in that, either."
"Well, dip me in butter,and roll me in nuts."
And this kind of humor would be perfect.