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mmmmmmm, pepperoni

pork chops and apple sauce:mrgreen: with wedges

Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys

You See Me Crying? - Aerosmith

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2804004/So-will-Rooney-be-next-to-go.html Very Worrying for Manchester United fans http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2805019/Sol-returns-to-Arsenal.html Sol Cambell back at Arsenal

Crazy - Aerosmith

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8454802.stm This is ballsy

Last week the Head Librarian died. Out of respect today at 11.00 they will have two minutes noise. To the girl I was sitting opposite of on the central line this morning. Your eyes burnt into mine like the finest saphires and my heart melted at every seductive movement of your fabulous lips. I felt like we fell in love that journey and I would love to see you again. If you're not interested, your brunette mate was alright too. Never hold in your farts. They will travel up your spine and straight into your brain. This is where sh*t ideas come from. One morning a man comes into church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the episode and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen. Without batting an eye, the priest says, 'Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man? 'Flat on his ass, Father, over by the holy water.'

Kashmir - Led Zep

The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

Tea and some Jaffa Cakes

I'm not clued up on TV celebs... But does anyone else think that Hurley from Eastenders and Heather from Lost are the same person? Internet virus warning : if you get an e mail titled " nude photo of Susan Boyle " do not open it . It contains a nude photo of Susan Boyle! Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. What do Iris Robinson and Ikea have in common? One wrong screw and the whole cabinet falls apart

Venus In Furs - Velvet Underground

That some people are wayyy too dedicated to beard growing

Can't say i see it

nothing apart from tha fact that X Factor is Simons show and American Idol isn't

Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8453267.stm Simon Cowell leaving American Idol

Just had some cheese on toast with Worcester sauce an apple and a pear with some strawberry flavoured water

You're Gonna Lose That Girl - The Beatles

buy the chocolate you like and then if your mum doesn't like them you can eat them

Ohhhhh, that does sound good

Seven Nation Army - White Stripes

Jackie Brown