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I've been reading "The New Kid Has Stripes" over and over and over again to my niece. I now know it off by heart.
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Hello
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HARIBO FANTASY MIX!! Feel a bit sick now though, nearly eaten the whole packet....
Starmix are my favourites. I also eat them until i feel ill
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Hello Ray
Another bloke, look out ladies, we're catching up -
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I've been balancing this large, black, flat disc on my head for 3 days now. I think it could be a record...
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Etc.
A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
I've just been to an interview for a job as a clown,
The interviewer said that the last guy was good.
It seems to me that I'll have some pretty big shoes to fill.
Liverpool's ground staff were seen planting potatoes in the centre circle at Anfield today. A spokesman said it was so they had something to lift at the end of the season....
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Light My Fire - The Doors
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That's OK, but this woman had 2 baskets FULL. She said she was in a hurry, so was everyone in that queue, that's why we are in the f:censored:g express queue. She called me a "very rude young man" and then went off into rant about howin her day she would never even dare talk to an elder like that, she was only about 40. In the end i kind of got p:censored:d off listening to her flap her gums so i told her to go forth and multiply (although in a lot more colourful language than that) and then left the queue and joined the self service one.
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Didn't see last night's episode but read that Kat was in tears over something some of the men said to her.
did they ask her if she ever had a go in Ronnie Woods stairlift? cos that's what i'd ask her.
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Today i learned that some people think 10 items or less doesn't apply to them and are rather rude when you point it out.
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A cup of tea and a big cream and jam filled donut
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Beat It - Fall Out Boy
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The Running Man
Classic corny Arnie!!
I love that film -
Coffee and a toasted muffin
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There is nothing on TV and i don't fancy going out so i think i'll just have a shower and go to bed and spend a couple of hours reading Cujo.
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A slice of deep-pan pepperoni pizza.
mmmmmmm, pepperoni
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pork chops and apple sauce:mrgreen: with wedges
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Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys
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You See Me Crying? - Aerosmith
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2804004/So-will-Rooney-be-next-to-go.html
Very Worrying for Manchester United fans
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2805019/Sol-returns-to-Arsenal.html
Sol Cambell back at Arsenal
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Crazy - Aerosmith
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Last week the Head Librarian died.
Out of respect today at 11.00 they will have two minutes noise.
To the girl I was sitting opposite of on the central line this morning. Your eyes burnt into mine like the finest saphires and my heart melted at every seductive movement of your fabulous lips. I felt like we fell in love that journey and I would love to see you again.
If you're not interested, your brunette mate was alright too.
Never hold in your farts. They will travel up your spine and straight into your brain. This is where sh*t ideas come from.
One morning a man comes into church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches.
An altar boy witnessed the episode and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.
Without batting an eye, the priest says, 'Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?
'Flat on his ass, Father, over by the holy water.'
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Kashmir - Led Zep
White or dark chocolate?
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I love Kinder Milk Slices, i could eat those until i died of chocolate sponge and cream goodness poisoning