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Yep, exactly

It's like a tv version of High School Musical

The Bone Collector. Angelina Jolie Glee is recor............ yeah right

I was eating werthers original chocolates but they are horrible so i have given up on them

I had steak and spicy wedges with beans

they should have that as a DVD extra

Possibly, i'd love one of those, it's come in very handy after a drunken evening. I have friends who remember way to much. Chippy and The Matrix, sounds like a fantastic evening

i'm watching Eastenders to see how they continue the storyline if nobody knew who had killed Archie when it was recorded

Growing Up - Motion Sickness

You Raise Me Up - Brian Kennedy

Here To Stay - Korn

Now I'm Here - Queen

American Pie: The Wedding almost me me hurl when Stifler ate the "truffle"

Girl, Youll Be A Woman Soon - Neil Diamond

My Kind Of Girl - Sway

Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works. Dilemma. Do I wash dishes or do I attempt to eat Cornflakes from a cup with a knife? William shakespeare is an anagram for "I am a weakish speller" At a recent Man Utd - Man City derby, Sir Alex Ferguson goes into the Man Utd changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only City and we can't be bothered, we always beat them." Fergie looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub." So Fergie goes out to play for the Reds by himself and the rest of the United team go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the television on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Manchester United 1 - Manchester City 0 (Ferguson 10 minutes)." He is beating City all by himself! Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on. "Result from Old Trafford: Manchester United 1 (Ferguson 10 minutes) - Manchester City 1 (Ireland 89 minutes)." They can't believe it; he has single-handedly gotten a draw!! They rush back to Old Trafford to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. He says, "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end!" Giggs says. To which Fergie replies: "No, No, I have, I've let you down

A Kind Of Magic - Queen

Glee

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8380412.stm Strongest beer in the world launched

Waybaloo

Sausage roll

Read it Noll, it is great

House On Haunted Hill