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I too get called blokey or have weird looks thrown my way for drinking cider/ale/beer, its amusing how people percieve you for consuming something. I too have names for my children - just hope whoever I have kids with (if I do) agrees with them
and hair cutting is baaaaaaad, I agree - I believe hairdressers are evil! - although I know a few so no offence to anyone here who is one.Evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I love Wall-E. It's become a comfort movie for me of late.
And I adore a beer drinking lady! Even those that have named their as-yet-to-be-even-practised-for children.
To be fair, I'd quite like to meet a lady who doesn't mind the names I've thought up for my future kids - Muntax and Spangle.
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The trials of being so gorgeous...
*sounds of Mac sticking his head in a bucket of water again...
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All my mail gets filtered by Angie and I'm not allowed a mobile phone. I have to sneak out if Zooey decides she has enough time for me and wants to use one of her coupons for MacLovin'.
That's if I can unhitch myself from Eva Greens vice-like grip...
...I'm getting silly now, aren't I?
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Well that's it isn't it, you just can't help but think about someone or something when people ask about it, it pops into your head and you can't get it out again so it's Angie's own fault, I'll speak to her later, try and reassure her for ya!
It's alright. She's reading over my shoulder to make sure I'm not flirting with anyone. She is just so jealous!
I can drive in a straight line if I'm going forwards......I have no sense of direction either!!!!If you're ever in need of petty vengeances Mac, I have loads. I rarely lose my temper, but life's injustices need counter balance sometimes.
Five years on he still doesn't know it was me. Tee hee.
The ad in the Gay mag is pure genius, though. Priceless. I have a looong list of evil people to work that particular magic on!
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Wilkommen! One hopes you enjoy yourself.
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It's funny, really, because all Ange ever talks about is Jen. I mean, the other night, before we put the lights out for the final time, she turns to me and says "You're not going to dream about Anniston again are you?"
That, as we all know, is a sure fire way of actually dreaming of her.
Particularly as I was married to her for ten years.
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What is Housework?
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Well Brad Pitt does have a complex about his looks! He was telling me the other day how much he hates all those pics of himself.
It's Angie's fault. She was telling me over breakfast the other day that she used to put a walkman over Brad's ears whilst he slept with a cassette playing a loop of "You are stupid and ugly - Jen will never love you again - you are stupid and ugly - Jen will..." and so on and so forth ad infinitum.
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2. I'm a good driver but can't manoevre.
So you can only drive in a straight line, then?
5. A so-called friend and writing partner tried to submit one of my scripts as his own. He sent to someone who already knew me and the script in question. When I found out I put his personal details in a gay contacts mag.Awesome! This is the work of a clear but cold thinking genius! I love your style, my friend. May I use this tactic, please?
I've eaten all of my Tictacs.
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lol. I must say MAC you have a great sense of humour, your post always make me smile! heh heh
What? It's all true!
It's the only thing I have going for me...
...well, that and being impossibly handsome, worth a fortune and being so buff that Brad Pitt gets a complex whenever he's around...
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What's going down in Groove Town today, Jessi? Plenty of fun, love and good times, eh?
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Mine scribes love poems and letters to me. I've told him that I didn't catch that particular bus, but he just won't listen!
I may have to take out an injunction against him.
It certainly worked with Cat Deeley. She practically never calls me.
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My cat absorbed Crime & Punishment last night. Literally.
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God would say to me:
"Ha ha ha! Good one! Now get on the floor and give me twenty, soldier!"
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You should explain the concept of cause and effect to him. Get him to write a 300 word essay on the subject to illustrate his understanding.
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4. I have a little viscious cat called Starr.
I have a little viscous cat that oozes its way to and from its cat bowl.
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1: Ever since the introduction of Bogling into my life, I haven't been able to say "Fistful of Falafel" without spraying my guests with spittle.
2: My favourite reading chair has a mind of its own and has applied to be a contestant on Eggheads.
3:This one time, at Band Camp, I was acting so camp that I was banned.
4: Sausages that are poached for 25 minutes and then browned in an oven at 200C often cause me to smile - this improves their sense of humour.
5: I am constantly searching for an eddy in the space/time continuum so I can return to my life of crime in a distant system far, far away from here! Wha ha ha haaaarrrrrr!
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Tip top, ta!
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Hmmm...have you heard of The Last Witchfinder by James Morrow? This is a book I think you'll enjoy. It features a nice chunk of Early-American history as well as some of our own. It's well researched and a thumping good read, to boot!
Hope things are well with you, Jessi.
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Mine, too, was Message in a Bottle by The Police
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My mother and father were musicians when I was tiny, so was always carted around with them - I believe that whilst they were on stage, I was being looked after by Dancing Girls and I wish to God that I were able to remember all this...so I guess I was always at gigs.
The first proper gig I went to was Simple Minds Street Fighting Years Tour in...erm...1988? 1989? I can't remember.
Although, saying that, I'd been performing since before then anyway, so would the first gig I went to be one of mine???
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She'd have to eat a few prok pies first though.
What is Prok Pies?
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Hollywood: Zooey Deschanel.
I've already suggested that we'd be perfect for each other, haven't I?
Film: You know the chap that plays Sloth in The Goonies?
TV: You know that chap that plays Sloth in The Goonies?
No. Sorry. I'm being silly.
Film:Jason Statham
TV: Erm...The Stath in a 'straight-to-TV' video? He does quite a lot of those, too?
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I have discarded Narrow Dog to Carcassonne because it was making me lose my mojo, man!
I've now started The Bodies Left Behind by Jeffrey Deaver and so far, so good. Huzzah.
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Is your signature form Buffy?
Muntax is a name from Norfolk. There's a taxi firm called Mundford Taxi's - we shortened it to Muntax 'cos it sounded so cool and post-apocalyptic.