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How To Look Good Naked.

I try not to spend too much on books. The most I ever spent on one single book was

Two Days In Paris. Love it, I wish I was as talented as Julie Delpy

Two Days In Paris

20. How To Be Married Polly Williams Synopsis from Waterstones: Sadie Drew thinks she must be the world's worst wife. She only needs to walk into a room to make it untidy. She wears flannel pyjamas in bed. Furry things breed in her fridge. But she's a busy working mother not a wifebot and husband Tom loves her as she is. Until he gets a hot new job and things change. There are alpha-wives to entertain. Nuclear rows. Unsettling secrets. And the smell of another woman's perfume on his suit. Sadie risks losing everything if she can't transform herself into the perfect wife...But what is a perfect wife anyway? Started: 9th March - Finished: 11th March 376 pages Rating: 7.5/10

Quorn nuggets and chips.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

A packet of salt and vinegar chipsticks

Shameless

Julie and Julia. Technically it was on in the background and my attention was elsewhere but I still caught most of it.

8 Simple Rules

Finally finished The Evil Seed - Joanne Harris this morning. Thought it was never going to end!! Started How To Be Married - Polly Williams and I'm only about 30 pages into it yet.

19. The Evil Seed Joanne Harris Synopsis from Waterstones: Something inside me remembers and will not forget...When Alice Farrell is drawn to Grantchester churchyard and reads the strange inscription on Rosemary Virginia Ashley's gravestone, she feels oddly disturbed. And when former boyfriend Joe returns to Cambridge with his new girlfriend Ginny, Alice is repelled by the ethereal, lavender-eyed beauty - and is certain of her evil. Then Alice finds an old diary in Ginny's room and reads the story of Daniel Holmes, who lived in Cambridge forty years earlier, and fell under the fatal spell of Rosemary Ashley. As the two stories intertwine, Alice's suspicions about Ginny increase - until the past meets present in a terrifying climax... Started: 3rd March - Finished: 9th March 443 pages Rating: 6.5/10

The Royle Family: Series 2

Brocolli and stilton soup and bread.

Alice In Wonderland in 3D. Definitely watch it in 3D if you can, it was awesome, we loved it.

Still reading The Evil Seed - Joanne Harris. Today I bought: Fallen - Lauren Kate Chocolate Wishes - Trisha Ashley How To Be Married - Polly Williams The Self-Preservation Society - Kate Harrison (it was only

Me and Andy have just been to see this in 3D and although it was ace it wasn't Depp's best film by far. The CGI is fantastic, Bonham - Carter was great and Hathaway was stunning. They are my favourite actors though so whatever they're in I will love. And it's Tim Burton so I'll love it even more. Johnny Depp "Futterwacking" (I believe that's the term anyway) was hilarious, I recall some people criticizing it but it made us laugh. I wouldn't trust the opinions of reviewers and reserve judgement till you've seen it for yourself.

Snog Marry Avoid? Erm excuse me young lady, you've forgotton your pants

I often find that people won't have tattoos because they think it's going to hurt. I am the biggest wimp ever and if they hurt that much I would have stopped at 1. When I had my second tattoo it only really started hurting after about an hour and and a half. Both my parents sat through 3 hour sessions but that's a bit much for me . This is my second tattoo, on my right forearm. I picked this off a sheet that was up in the studio but the tattooist is amazing, he's designed a tatt for my mum and my dad and we all love his work.

Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies