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Only The Lonely - Roy Orbison
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An Old Fashioned Girl - Louisa May Alcott
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To - Two - Too
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One Lonely Night - REO Speedwagon
(ok, I goofed on my last post, didn't see Monday, Monday)
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On 4/28/2021 at 1:36 PM, lunababymoonchild said:
The Pickwick Papers, Charles Dickens
I started reading The Pickwick Papers yesterday.
15 minutes ago, lunababymoonchild said:Currently reading The Red Pony by John Steinbeck
My favorite author. I believe I have read all of his books.
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WHO DREAMS THESE UP?.............A lexophile of course!
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro - what a rip off!
• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last. -
I like:
Wine - Strawberries
But if that doesn't work how about:
Male - Mail
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There once was a man who stole stamps
From the distracted clients of holiday camps
When he wrote his next letter
To a long standing debtor
For he was nothing but a scamp
There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee
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There once was a man who stole stamps
From the distracted clients of holiday camps
When he wrote his next letter
To a long standing debtor
For he was nothing but a scamp
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Lonely Blue Boy - Conway Twitty
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6 hours ago, itsmeagain said:
Whine.
Wine.
Any similar examples??
Yes, strawberries. Wine doesn't actually go well on my morning cereal.
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Blue - Le Ann Rimes
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I like how you list the worst and best books that you have read in each month. That is neat!!
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Which reminds me, I am having a case of wine being delivered today.
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Please Mr. Sun - Johnny Ray
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10 hours ago, itsmeagain said:
A man from Belfast named O'Hare
Bought for his son a teddy bear
A gift that was awful
But clearly lawful
And made his adult son look so square. 🤣😂🙄
That is good but I don't know how to play that game. Guess the brain surgery I had left me a few marbles short.
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Did you also look like a square?
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There once was a camel named Rascal
Who loved watching Dalziel and PascoeHe'd sneak in the door
And dirty the floor
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On 4/19/2021 at 8:16 PM, muggle not said:
Aliens probably fly by earth and lock their doors.
My favorite.
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I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.
Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.
Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.
Have you ever listened to someone for a minute and thought “Their cornbread isn't done in the middle.”
Aliens probably fly by earth and lock their doors.
“You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did."
I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
It turns out that being an adult now is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “That can’t be accurate.”
I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
As I watch this new generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of....it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.
I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test... same thing.
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On 4/12/2021 at 4:32 AM, Madeleine said:
Isn't this one for the song titles thread? I've confused the threads many times.
You are absolutely correct.
The Devil did go down to Georgia though.
This one should work:
The Old Devils - Kingsley Amis
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Up On The House Top - Gene Autry
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Never Ending Book Titles
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Blueberry Girl - Neil Gaiman