lunababymoonchild

One morning on the Scarborough sands A cross donkey, I understand ... Took one look at the queue Didn't quite like the view

With my appetite sated by chocs I can't even fit in my socks! A good diet is required

Currently reading : The Drinker by Hans Fallada

Some people who think they are funny Should be given a run for their money

A man by the name of D. Crepit.... Once cooked a whole horse and then ate it. When he felt sick

In the good old days of yore Every town had it's own bookstore If you wanted to read To fulfil a need

Currently reading Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men, first of the Tiffany Aching, Discworld, series.

There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on.... With a cheesy love song Which made him the perfect suitor. One day a girl from Glenfinnan

There once was giant rooster Wooed a chicken, and then seduced her He egged her on....

Burns too!

There once was a horse called Purple Whose profession it was to burgle Disguised as a mule, The rozzers to fool, All they could see was his curple - curple (noun) The rump, the posterior of a horse (who knew?) There once was giant rooster

There once was a horse call Purple Whose profession it was to burgle

A woman from Surrey named Murray Is a funny name for a woman in a hurry When asked where she's from She was unusually mum And changed the subject to curry There once was a dog called Jack Sprat

There once was a cat with no tail Who meowed every night without fail When having a nap... On her owner's lap

There once was a cat with no tail Who meowed every night without fail

Oh yes Muggle, please don't give up! I only mentioned it to explain why I took what was the same line. I'm no expert myself having started the game at the same time as you. We need your input!

We look to the old days of yore And the old ways of doing each chore With a mop in one hand Our cleaning is planned

If I may, Muggle Not, I think your last line should rhyme with hand. Example - in Limerick form: A: What is /a limerick,/ Mother? A: It's a form/ of verse,/ said brother B: In which lines/ one and two B: Rhyme with five/ when it's through A: And three and four/ rhyme with/ each other.

I mainly use Amazon too. Sometimes it's Book Depository or World of Books.

I've just finished my 11th book of the year. I got bogged down in Dostoevsky (The house of the Dead) so that took longer than I had planned but I love Dostoevsky and I do enjoy struggling with my fiction so the time wasn't wasted. I ended up buying the e-book version because the print size in the paperback was too small. So I flitted between the two, which was interesting.

Mud wrestling was Murgatroyd's favourite thing The grace found in a clay covered fling When he went to Leeds To fulfill his needs

A solicitor named Benny Jerry Liked to dress as a hairy fairy When he dressed up in drag.... Went outside for a fag

In Alaska there once was a moose Fell in love with a Canada goose. Their love was forbidden They kept it well hidden And both ended up in a noose There once was a lady called Maud

In Alaska there once was a moose Fell in love with a Canada goose. Their love was forbidden

Young Harold, he liked to eat mud When washing up, soap turned to sud.... He got into a lather