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A book about my life ?

 

Since I am 53 ,a housewife , and live in a boring little town ,my book would be called :

 

Adventures of An Old Lady ?

 

Our town is so boring , no lie ,that the police log in the paper had ONE post :

 

Neighbor men on ______ Street got into a domestic dispute. One man waited until the other went to sleep ,then he took some sticks of butter and GREASED the other man's car windows and door handles .

 

FUNNY !!!!!

 

I think that would make a great book - I am thinking Miss Marple meets The Waltons

 

oh and 53 isn't old. :friends3:

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Mine would probably be called "Pins and needles... and a whole lot of buttons!" since I work in a shop that sells curtains, pillows, yarn etc and my main job is to sow the damn buttons in the pillowcases!

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Easy Reader

Yea , I guess in a way you could compare my life with the Waltons, although if MY whole family got together, it wouldnt be nearly as friendly as the Waltons.

More like WWF Wrestling . :banghead:

I could be Miss Marple if I'm allowed to say bad words .:censored:

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Mine would be: Struggling to Stay Awake: Confessions of an Underemployed Office Drone

 

Great, now I'm depressed.

 

 

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