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Heard this one the other day - made me smile.

 

A man walks into a pet shop and asks for a goldfish.

 

"Do you need an aquarium"? asked the pet shop owner.

 

"I don't care what star sign it is"!

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I got this from the Stephen Fry novel, The Hippopotamus:

 

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- I've done up.

- I've done up who?

- Hehe, you've done a poo!

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