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So what's been happening with you?

haha, that's what we all look forward to

Not been working because of the weather so just been babysitting my niece because her creche has been closed. I think i have converted my nephew into Nirvana though, he has gone home with a memory stick full of Nirvana songs after he came here after school yesterday.

On the job front, you'll find something, fate is just waiting to give you something it deems appropriate

Did you know Berbatov was a smoker?!!

How do you fancy your chances against 'boro this weekend?

He is 6, he heard Breed and was hooked lol. I'm not working but being paid full wage, it's shocking really but........

The job you want is around the corner the thing you have to is to not let those jobcentre fuks force you into something, they done that to me in 2001 and i told them to get ****ed and then left, luckily i found a job 2 weeks later

Well there is the mystery of why he is a lazy sod explained, he's scared in case he coughs up a lung on the pitch. I am surprised he hasn't been MADE to stop before now. It was my brother who told me, he just read that he has a 40 a day habit. Really surprised Fergie lets him off with that

It amazes me that players can be at that level of fitness and smoke. It makes me feel quite unhealthy lol

McDonalds, eurgh "what am i a fuc*ing robot" everyone there is a c***. Yeah i need to get the little man into the proper music (although something off Nevermind isn't really good start)

Suppose it must be hard to motivate yourself when you are only getting

do you follow Courtney Love on twitter? man that woman is annoying lol

They are wan*ers. The way to look at it is that they have targets to keep to stay in their jobs and you are just another opportunity so just tell them to fu*k off when they offer you **** stuff.

i followed her thinking maybe a tweet a week, holy ****!!!! it's like 100 a day. it fu*kc everything up, i can't answer everyone cos i don't want to go back that far....I want to delete her but......i dunno lol

and thats exactly the reason that you should exploit the system (not that i have anything against people from other countries) but here we have a one handed hooked f**k getting

To my utter utter shame, me and a friend bought tickets (we are both HUGE Nirvana fans) to a concert a few months from now. I'm hoping to get up front and get maybe a backstage invite.

I have nothing against immigrants but if you were born here then you get priority, End of

Apprently Kurt wrote the album that saved them. Celebrity Skin was him.

When i was on the dole i had a very sound "personal" advisor who answered all my questions with one statement

"the government aren't people like me and you"

says it all really

But honestly if you want reality TV then give Gordon Brown and David Cameron

You got a nice easy game to start the new Premiership season

She does! Thats the thing!!

If they had their way they would send us one after the other like lemmings to secure the oil fields of Afghanistan and Iraq

Hey there. I love Bill Hicks, he can make you laugh and think at the same time. My all time favourite "Why do christians wear crosses? do you think when Jesus comes back he really wants to see a cross? Thats like going up to Jackie Onasis with a rifle pendant."

Who Killed Kurt Cobain and Love & Death by Max Wallace and Ian Halperin.............gives you plenty to think about

Well at least you get it out of the way early so you can concentrate on being beaten by the other teams and then spend the second half of the season planning your tactics for going back into the Championship

How was work after the Superbowl? You must have been falling off your feet after 3 hours kip