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you watching the champions league tonight?

you may get your wish, they are lucky not to be 4 or 5 down. how are Swansea doing?

It is very interesting, full of facts. To read it from beginning to end all in one go would be impossible though. I had to start reading something else along with it and am just reading a chapter of it every day so that i am able to take in the unbelievable amount of information.

How are you finding Cell?

All the songs he recorded and it was that Tenacious D one i thought on when i heard

Could be worse, we could be addicted to Westlife

Hahaha, my brother works for a charity called Da Young Fathers (very hip) they are putting a comedy play on over Easter next year. Anyway, i was asked to volunteer to help write it because i used to write jokes for the 118118 text service. I was trying to come up with some stuff and got really bored and so i ended up going through my i-tunes and writing that instead lol

KYLE: No, look dude, you gotta record other peoples songs.

JACK: Well thats where a little studio engineering comes in handy

my hard-rocking amigo!!

Oh God!! I am sad haha

Nah, tried them before, they just made me angry

I'll do anything to distract me from what i have to do, when i done the 118118 jokes i used to sit for hours playing minesweeper and then i would start to write random stuff, one of the things i wrote was a very rough updated version of Jack and The Beanstalk, they went on Britains Got Talent with the cow and everything. Anyway, the local community centre got someone to make it a bit more professional and they put it on during Christmas 2 years ago. Ticket sales were poor but i got

I'm good thanks. Day off for me as well, brilliant i haven't had to work since the week before Christmas and i'm still being paid . I don't think it is as bad as -10 here but i'm sure as heck not going outside to check. I'll probably spend the day alternating between being on here, reading and turning my heating up, it's amazing how little you care about global warming when you're freezing

Finished it last night. It was OK. Cell is one of his better new books IMO, make you think next time your mobile rings lol

And you know what, all the times i played that flippin game i don't think i ever once completed it. Yep, got to keep it clean for the kids lol, plus the 118 people insisted on silly cracker like jokes, i know alot of other jokes too but i don't think that this forum is the place for them lol

Bet they wish they were on strike right now

meh! I can live with that, now if you had been accusing me of leaving a stain on your coffee table.....

Or go into the options and make the grid bigger and put in the least amount of mines, that usually did the trick, but like you say, it doesn't count 'cos thats cheating.

How weird is that going to look to anyone looking at my profile who doesn't watch Curb

Yep, i have the power to kill a Yak, from 200 yards away

Well then, yes i respect wood, all kinds of wood, even the cheap stuff

Happy New Year, enjoy whatever plans you have to celebrate it

Happy New Year mate

Don't fancy the look of that veggie meal and that G4 bloke seems like a bit of a knob

Did you see the Ricky Gervais interview with Larry David the other night? I think it was a repeat, i have vague memories of seeing it before. It was on More4 and then channel 4 the night after. Gervais just wanted praise for his work. The :censored:

Happy New Year, hope you have a good one

you been watching come dine with me on C4 today?

the bloke from G4 and Harvey from So Solid