Adam

What you are going to be a RCMP, how charming and cool.

Me,I had two of the mounties crush on me but they scared me. I am too shy for mounties I think. My girl friend's brother is in the RCMP, quite high up now I believe.

You will have to work very hard mon ami, but how wonderful if you make it. And oui, Dudley is perfect for that!

Koo rookookookookookookoo, or well a reasonable facsimile.

You know Adam, I don't really drink alcohol, but once I used to drink a nice beer now and then eh until I saw the skit with the mouse that everyone else knew for years but me. I have never been the same since! What a backward bunch of hoseheads they must think are dear Canadians non?

Oh did you watch Strange Brew, me I am looking still for that one for my brother.