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Hi!

L-O-L

But doesn't the shoehorn (wow, I just learned a new word in English) just add to the width of the penis? And as they probably don't make shoehorns that would caress the actual shape of the penis it would probably be all wrong. (What would they call it, penishorn?) But on the other hand, I guess that's the point, making as much damage as possible... *evil grin* What a splendid image, thank you so much for this conversation!