# 21
Doorways in the Sand by Roger Zelazny
1976 - Star paperback - 185 pages
From Wikipedia:
The star-stone is missing, and Fred Cassidy, a perpetual student and acrophile, is the last known person to see it. Various criminals, government agents and aliens torture, shoot, beat, trick, chase, terrorize, stalk, and importune Fred in attempts to get him to tell them the location of the stone. He denies any knowledge of its whereabouts, and decides to make his own investigation.
Thoughts:
Earth has become part of a cultural exchange with alien races, and part of this involved the Mona Lisa and Crown Jewels leaving the planet in exchange for a very odd contraption, called the Rhennius Device, and the mysterious star-stone. Fred Cassidy has been a student for 13 years, exploiting a loophole in his uncle's will that allows him to continue his studies whilst raking in a healthy income. When the star-stone goes missing various parties believe that Fred has it in his possession.
Then things get weird.
What follows is a series of chases, traps, kidnappings and confrontations that slowly lead Fred to the truth, involving aliens masquerading as wombats and kangaroos (among other things).
This is a relatively short book, but I was still tempted to give up on it a couple of times - not because I didn't understand it, but because I found it quite irritating. It's one of those books that sets out to do humour and, because it is told in the first person, this resulted in me finding Fred to be quite the smartass, both arrogant and annoying. As mentioned somewhere up-thread, I don't really get along with comedic books and, whilst this isn't out and out comedy, it's so intent on showing how clever it is that it quickly began to grate on me.
Page after page is taken up with nothing but dialogue - the kind where you can lose track of who's saying what if you don't pay attention, because everyone talks the same, even the chain-smoking aliens (everyone smokes in this book - you can tell it was written in the 70s). On top of that, every chapter begins at the end, on a cliffhanger of sorts, and then works back to tell you how Fred got into that situation. It was fun at first, but then quickly lost it's appeal.
I'm not entirely sure what I think of Zelazny. I loved Lord of Light but wasn't at all keen on the Amber books. This one falls somewhere in between, I think. I liked the story itself, but wished it wasn't swathed in such underwhelming clothing. Fancy word-play and puns don't really work for me. If it hadn't been so short I doubt very much that I would have bothered finishing it. The most amusing thing about it, for me, was the price on the back of the book: 75p. Those were the days!
5/10