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Karsa Orlong

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  1. Sitting in the office, can smell burning. Fire brigade turns up. The Cheshire Cheese is on fire! First time since the Great Fire of London in 1666!

  2. My boss has nodded off at his desk, lol!

    1. poppyshake

      poppyshake

      Staple his tie to the desk!

    2. Karsa Orlong

      Karsa Orlong

      I'll do that next time, lol. His nose was nearly on the desk, actually. I thought it had gone quiet - he's usually very noisy!

  3. The claw! The claw is our master!

    1. Janet

      Janet

      He sure is!! I really ought to watch the third one - I still haven't seen it!

    2. Karsa Orlong

      Karsa Orlong

      I cried buckets in the third one, lol *blushes*

  4. Talk like a pirate day! Arrrrr!

    1. Athena

      Athena

      Arrr! Shame I missed this yesterday.

  5. Giraffe milk is good for you, farmers say.

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    2. Karsa Orlong

      Karsa Orlong

      Well, it is April 1st . . .

    3. Chrissy

      Chrissy

      Which is the start of the giraffe milking season I've heard!

    4. vodkafan

      vodkafan

      haha good one! You can't fool me everyone knows giraffes lay eggs

  6. Happy birthday Ooshie!

    1. Ooshie

      Ooshie

      Thanks very much! :-)

       

  7. Pet hate of the day: people who walk along the road looking at their phones instead of where they're going. Grrrrr!

    1. Athena

      Athena

      That's annoying! I read a while ago there was someone who was texting and walked into a bear that had escaped the zoo, I think.

    2. Signor Finzione

      Signor Finzione

      Ha! Steve, your secret is out . . . it's the 'grrrrr' that gives it away.

    3. poppyshake

      poppyshake

      More people do that than don't I find .. there should be a bear around every corner :D The amount of mums I see pushing a pushchair/pram with one hand and texting with the other .. drives me mad. No-one sees anything anymore .. this is how the martians are going to steal a march on us mark my words .. they'll have landed and be making plans but we'll all be too busy looking at our phones!!!!

  8. Note to self: beware cast/character spoilers in search results when googling tv shows - why have they started putting photos with character names to the right of the search results???

    1. vodkafan

      vodkafan

      yes wikipe3dia tells you everything

    2. Karsa Orlong

      Karsa Orlong

      I'm so annoyed, picked up a spoiler just by searching for a tv show. Grrr.

  9. One year ago today I was on my way to Chicago. Where's that year gone?!!!

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    2. Little Pixie

      Little Pixie

      Good grief, it`s not that long ago, is it ? *Swoons*

    3. Karsa Orlong

      Karsa Orlong

      Yeah it is! Can't believe it, this year's gone nowhere

       

      gg - no I was only there a week

    4. muggle not

      muggle not

      Life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer to the end the faster it goes.

  10. I just hung up on a cold caller and he phoned back to tell me how rude I was, LOL!

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    2. ChrisD

      ChrisD

      My best trick is to say yes I'll just get them when they ask for someone, shout that name in the background and then just leave the phone on the side.

    3. Karsa Orlong

      Karsa Orlong

      Chris, that's a good one, I'll try that next time lol!

    4. vodkafan

      vodkafan

      Haha Chris D that's naughty....but so good I'm going to do it too...

  11. Back at work after nearly 3 weeks off *sigh*

  12. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!!!!!!!!!

    1. poppyshake

      poppyshake

      Have you had too much chocolate? :D

    2. Karsa Orlong

      Karsa Orlong

      Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!!!!!!!!!

  13. Lots of our clients seem to have invited themselves to our office this morning so they can look out of the window and watch Thatcher's funeral procession go past.

    1. frankie

      frankie

      Well I sure hope you cleaned up

      good this morning!

    2. Karsa Orlong

      Karsa Orlong

      And it's gone past. Hopefully all these clients will go away now!

  14. OMGZ, Joe Abercrombie is online on the SFF Chronicles forum <>

  15. Whatever happened to manners? Some people's inability to say 'please' or 'thank you' drives me mad.

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    2. pontalba

      pontalba

      Manners went in the same direction as Common Sense. :rolleyes:

       

    3. Devi

      Devi

      Hear hear!

    4. karen.d

      karen.d

      hear hear! People don't seem to be able to use common sense nowadays, they have to be told by the government what to do with their lives.

  16. RIP Gerry Anderson. Legend.

    1. Chrissy

      Chrissy

      Here Here. RIP.

  17. Happy birthday mate :)

    1. dex

      dex

      thank you Steve.

  18. Fed up with listening to my colleagues sniffing - I've got it in stereo! Can't they buy a box of tissues?

    1. poppyshake

      poppyshake

      It's cheaper just to cuff it though, isn't it? ;)

    2. frankie

      frankie

      And it's healthy, too! :D

    3. Karsa Orlong
  19. Happy birthday mate :)

  20. Remembering the fallen

  21. Belated Happy Birthday, pickle!

  22. Chicago here we come! :)

    1. vodkafan

      vodkafan

      have a good time Steve

    2. poppyshake

      poppyshake

      Aww I bet you've gone now .. I'll have to shout. HAVE A GOOD TIME!

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