Garcia24

I think Ronnie Corbett deserves a mention for his 50 odd years in comedy. A good clean family entertainer who didn't resort to swearing to get a laugh.

Me too. Bookies are offering a cash out of £3,000 to a bloke who stands to win £25,000 on a £5.00 (little drunken) flutter. He's sticking it out. Remember Gary Linekar showing the table twice when they were top after 2 or 3 games because he didn't think he'd see it again. Hope they do it, not been a great season, some very poor games. As you said, a good kick in the pants for the 'glamour clubs'.

Did anyone have a bet on Leicester at the start of the season?

I've just been diagnosed with sausagephobia. I fear the wurst.

Went to the zoo, it was rubbish. Only had one animal, a dog. It was a shih tzu.

I've often wondered how many Countdown contestants it takes to change a BUHGITLBL.

Who says I've no interest? I posted a comment when the series started (page 3) and have read with interest all the views on the dancing and judging. Just enjoyed the series for what it was, a bit of frothy Saturday night light entertainment and didn't feel the need to lie down in a dark room after seeing a flash of safety pin

I wish my life was so idyllic I'd still be getting my knickers in a twist about a couple of safety pins 3 weeks after the event.

Not much.

I'm constipating whether to open the bottle of Salted Caramel Baileys I bought for Christmas

I'd rather eat my own feet than watch Children In Need.

Size DOES matter.

Most women drivers shouldn't be allowed out on the roads.

I got your intent woolf woolf. Who knows it may not be a controversial statement. Many could give a good argument for Socialism, God knows something has got to give. Or is Socialism the first stage of the journey to Communism?

Will we notice the difference? Freedom of speech is already dead.