itsmeagain Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Itsme said they will need a taxi. Anna decided to hail one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 But when they found out the exorbitant cost of the hundred or so mile trip, they changed their minds. 'Perhaps we could take the bus..... or hire a car maybe?' said Anna. 'Let's text Dex and Carlina and see where they're at.' But when they texted ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) neither Csrlina nor Dex answered. They were so busy being feted by a happy crowd of passengers' relatives for saving the flight, that Dex was drunk on banana rum, Carlina drunk on whisky. Forty people carried them above their heads, yelling " hurrah hurrah , we all were saved today, these heroes are our... Edited January 7, 2015 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 bredren. Big reespek! Big up uno dem! We hab big bashment! Share di ganja!' Dex whispered in Carlina's ear, 'What's this bashment thing? I don't like the sound of that. You don't think...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 we are gonna be beaten do you? After all, it's not fair that a bloke such as me, a saviour of the.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 the masses, as it were, should be rewarded with a bashment! Sounds painful.' Carlina burst out laughing, 'It's a party, you big dope! They want to thank you.' 'Well I hope they leave it until tomorrow, this banana rum ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) is exerting a huge toll on my senses, I am just about all in." Edited January 8, 2015 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Carlina held up her hand to the crowd, 'Coo yah! Dex he need to rest mon, we hab bashment and smoke dat ganja tomorrow aright?' The crowd picked their hero up and carried him off to his room, and Carlina had to be quite insistent that a group of over enthusiastic females didn't undress him before putting him to bed. 'What's ganja Carlina?' Dex asked, but before she could answer he ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiggy Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) ...caught a whiff of something, and raised his eyebrows, when a man came stumbling by with a burning twig in his hand circling Dex in dance, and those at the party began to chant. Come to find out it was some sort of incense for some voodoo ritual that evidently... Edited January 9, 2015 by Stiggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Dex had got himself embroiled in .How did it happen, Dex wondered, his hair now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 standing on end, with smoke coming from the singed ends where the clumsy dancer had got a bit close. 'For gawds sake!!' cried Dex, 'isn't a man allowed a minute of peace in this place?? Out, OUT the lot of you or I'll set Carlina after you with her knitting needle. Then you'll be sorry!!' And with that ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Dex was off, down to central Kingston, seeking solitude, books and beer. He soon found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 though, that he was being followed stealthily by the little incense twirling, voodoo fellow, intent on .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 a catch. "Hmmm ,I wonder what's for the best" , Dex mused, methodically. A teenage boy in a blue blazer said "Oh no,de man deh have obeah bwoy a follow him!!" ...and people yelled derisively at the impish little man, his shirt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 torn and ragged. As Dex quickened his pace, the fellow took strange leaping steps to try and catch up. Dex quickly shot down an alley way and into a dark little shop. The door tinkled shut behind him and as his eyes accustomed to the darkness, he saw ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 an old woman crouched over an oil stove. Pastries lined the counter. "Sausage roll?" enquired Dex, hopefully. "No dear" ,declared the old woman, her grey hair wrapped up in a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 plastic bag. 'Egg and avocado conditioner,' she explained, in reply to Dex's raised eyebrow. Dex was none the wiser. 'So what exactly are in your pastries?' Dex asked, 'They smell delicious.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) "Sheep's privates with tomato and chutney", the old woman declared, fatuously. "Indeed my grandfather, Derek Laing Beattie, would eat sheep's privates before any giant decisions were to be made. In 1897, Archie Beattie, my.... Edited January 14, 2015 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Great Grandfather, ate so many that he had a veritable brain storm. This is back in Caledonia, mind. Well, after a goodly feed of them, all washed down by the very best Scotch .....sit down laddie and I'll put a few on a plate for ye and a nice cup o' tea .... he decided to ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) emigrate to England, a town named Birmingham." Dex was startled. The old woman continued."He married a lady called Melissa Datecake Onduty, late of London, latterly the town named Birmingham." "It is a city" ,interjected Dex ,anxious yet peremptory, a bead of sweat... Edited January 16, 2015 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Rolling down his copious forehead, He knew he came from a large family with having 6 aunts and an uncle on his mothers side and being 1 of 17 maternal Cousins and even finding out one late New years eve, that he'd spent his whole school life studying with a Second cousin, But the merest thought of being related to Dennis raised his hackles. He just couldn't believe it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 After all, you'd never imagine, or be able to account for, the multiplicity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 the statistical probability, the odds against it ....Dex pulled out his calculator and started punching in some numbers. 'And they went on,' continued the old crone, ' .....do have some another pasty dear,' Dex blanched, 'to have ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmeagain Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) @ few children, who then had their own children, and even today the Ondutys are a family of great ... Edited January 17, 2015 by itsmeagain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppy Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 fecundity and prolificness. Indeed DNA sampling on a wide range of the population showed ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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